epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Valemont Review, Part Two

Sophie sneaks around the Panthera party. Bad things happen to Poppy, Sebastian has an aversion to wearing clothes and Gabriel lurks and exposition dumps. Sophie learns that Valemont is a university for vampires.

Gabriel points out the other houses: Serpentes, Crocodia and Aotida. He and Sophie run around a sanatorium, a bully lurks and the vampire mythology makes zero sense. Gabriel tells Sophie that if the Valemont vampires drink human blood: “They go down in flames like a crack whore in the lower 9th.” This was uh and the acting is dreadful.

Best Lines:
“Are they some kind of cult?”

“Thing are different at Valemont.”
“How different?”

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