Keep This Party Going
Eric eats his prisoners while having his hair highlighted. Why a blonde Viking would need highlights isn’t explained. Eric makes speeches and bores. Jason bores. Eggs reveals his past. Daphne the crap waitress drops stuff. Sookie sees Jessica’s parents on TV and has a terrible idea.
Bad things happen to Lafayette. Sookie and Jessica bond off their truck stop hooker attire and Sookie’s plan to drive Jessica to her parents’ house. Maryann acts weird, Sookie’s dumb plan leads to disaster, Bill yells and this was just awful.