epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Ep 4 Review

Family Ties

What do Stefan and Damon The Rubbish Evil Vampire see in the bland Elena? Damon The Rubbish Evil Vampire won’t stop talking. Logan Fell local reporter slimes around. The Founder’s Council have a party. Tyler mistreats Vicki again as his daddy is mayor and his mommy is mean. Caroline’s mother is way smarter than her idiot child.

Damon The Rubbish Evil Vampire stirs the pot, Bonnie annoys, Jeremy has the Gilbert family pocket watch, there’s an important crystal floating around, Stefan gets the upper hand the Founder’s Council know all about vampires. This was okay, the Founder’s Council are interesting which compensates for Elena being a snot. Plus it is finally explained why Damon The Rubbish Evil Vampire and Stefan can swan about in sunlight.

Best Lines:
“Why don’t you sparkle?”
“Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.”

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