epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

‘Eastenders’ Quotes:

“We’re having a nice family dinner.”
“They ain’t your family at all. I mean two bits of peroxide what you had nothing to do with three years ago...one old bird whose husband you stole...until she stole him back...and your ex-husband’s idiot cousin once removed who everyone loved so much he grew up in an orphanage...Sam’s in the nick. Courtney’s probably up the duff by now by some spotty Portuguese ASBO. Louise went running back to her mum again in spite of her being a nutcase junkie. Ben’s inside, I wouldn’t be surprised with some six foot new boyfriend called Daisy and your precious Phil thumped you one and went AWOL!”

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