epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Eastwick Ep 2 Review

Reaping and Sewing

Kat’s power is apparently that she can control Mother Nature but she cannot stop herself falling for Raymond’s BS. Roxie has more bad dreams about Jamie but still finds time to slobber over him. Penny and Joanna investigate Darryl and learn he may be a man named Sebastian Hart who allegedly drowned in 1984. And guess what Hart hung out with three women as well. One of whom was a crazy old coot (Cybill Shepherd) who claims to have killed him.

Will blunders around. Chad sulks and manipulates Roxie. She still pants after Jamie though, event though he’s a nut. Mia’s vile ex-boyfriend Gus sneers until Roxie, Kat and Joanne glare him to death. This was dull.

Best Lines:
“Don’t wave at my murderer!”

“Have you noticed that ever since Darryl bought the paper he’s been putting pictures of himself up everywhere like he’s Chairman Mao?”

“I’m in the woods with you knocking on what looks like the door of a serial killer.”

“I think I was afraid of him but for the life of me I can’t remember why.”

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