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Trailers!

‘Armored’ trailer
Yet another boring heist movie perpetuated by selfish people. Don’t care.

Return to Horror High’ trailer
This 80’s spoof looks dire.

Sleepaway Camp 2’ trailer
She weeds out the bad. This looks like it didn’t even have a budget.

Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland’ trailer
Those immoral young campers, when will they ever learn. The acting looks terrible.

Best Line:
“I’ve never chopped wood before. But I’ve chopped other things.”

The Majorettes’ trailer
This looks so sleazy.

‘Girlfriend From Hell’ trailer
Satanic girlfriend, killer nuns and hideous 80’s fashions.
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