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Lost Season 6 Ep 13 Review

The Last Recruit

Fake Locke calls dead Locke stupid and says he impersonated Christian. He could be lying or maybe he isn't. Claire and Jack talk. Zoë and her stupid voice continue to annoy. Widmore's crew act like thugs. Sawyer continues with his stupid nicknames and his idiot plans. Kate talks Claire down. Lapidus does indeed look like he "stepped off the set of a Burt Reynolds movie." Sawyer's plan to hijack the sub goes wrong, because he's an idiot. Sun and Jin reunite. Zoë annoys even more.

In the sideways world Sun and Locke meet in the ER and Sun screams at the sight of Locke. Desmond stalks Claire and manipulates her into meeting Jack and Ilana. In this reality, Ilana is a lawyer with straightened hair. This was good, season 6 interests me again but Sawyer, Zoë and Widmore all need to die.

Why does Claire have wild hair and plucked eyebrows? Is Sayid fully gone over to the dark side? Is Jack press ganged into Team Evil? Why is Desmond so creepy? Why did the well suddenly get so shallow? Which dead woman is Sayid referring to? Nadia or Shannon? Did Sayid kill Desmond? Why did Ilana think it would be a nice surprise for Jack to meet a half-sister who is the product of an affair his dead father was having? Is Fake Locke afraid they'll leave? Desmond's boat look spiffy for having been floating around the island for years. Who is paying for Sun's hospital stay? What is Widmore playing at?

Best Lines:
"Why are you still here?"

"Whether you like it or not, you're with him now."

"What's going on?"
"People trying to kill us again."

"We had a deal."
"Deal's off."
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