epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Being Human Series 2 Eps 1 - 4 Reviewed

Episode One

George acts like a burk and shags a vampire named Daisy. Annie gets a job in a pub. Team Evil who work for a Professor Jaggat plot and experiment on a werewolf. Mitchell meets the bland Lucy. Nina tells George that she is a werewolf now and Annie acts dumb. This was terrible.

Best Line:
"The disembodied spirit of a dead woman is getting a job in the service industry. What could possibly go wrong?"

Episode Two

Annie's new friend Saul gets a message through the tv from that smug git Terry Wogan. Jaggat's gang have bugged the flat. Saul almost died in a car accident and he and Annie talk about the corridor. Mitchell helps his friend Carl who accidentally killed his boyfriend. The new vampire Ivan annoys, George and Annie are twits and Saul is driven to try and drag Annie through the door. That leads to screeching and large ham acting. Nina runs away and is found by Jaggat and co. Annie whines because now she can't be seen by other people anymore. This is okay.

Best Line:
"Every country surrounded by a coral reef of bones."

Episode Three

This opens with a medieval times prologue. Then a couple are attacked by vampires and the cover up protocols that Herrick put in place aren't in place any more. The vampires act like a mob who sing Amy Winehouse and have no sense. Cara the vampire kills two bullying chavs. Mitchell tries to lead the vampires and starts by punishing Cara for her actions. Mitchell is pronounced king. Somehow the flatmates can't see the huge bug in their apartment and to the surprise of no-one Lucy is Professor Jaggat. Who saw that coming? Everyone. This was okay.

Best Lines:
"Why can't you guys stick to homeless alkies?"

"Are you asking me out in a mortuary?"
"Well, we did meet in a toilet."

Episode Four

Annie meets Sykes, another ghost who is a Captain Jack Harkness clone. George buys a cage and discovers that Bristol is full of pervs. Mitchell turns the vampires into a 12 step programme. Annie acts stupid and selfish. Mitchell chases Lucy. George gets a TEFL job. Sykes trains Annie to use her ghost powers like in the film 'Ghost'. George gets a new love interest in single mother Sam. George is acting like he's on meth and beats up his mean boss. Mitchell and Ivan plot. This was okay. Series 2 is just not grabbing me, everyone is a jerk.
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