George acts like a burk and shags a vampire named Daisy. Annie gets a job in a pub. Team Evil who work for a Professor Jaggat plot and experiment on a werewolf. Mitchell meets the bland Lucy. Nina tells George that she is a werewolf now and Annie acts dumb. This was terrible.
"The disembodied spirit of a dead woman is getting a job in the service industry. What could possibly go wrong?"
Annie's new friend Saul gets a message through the tv from that smug git Terry Wogan. Jaggat's gang have bugged the flat. Saul almost died in a car accident and he and Annie talk about the corridor. Mitchell helps his friend Carl who accidentally killed his boyfriend. The new vampire Ivan annoys, George and Annie are twits and Saul is driven to try and drag Annie through the door. That leads to screeching and large ham acting. Nina runs away and is found by Jaggat and co. Annie whines because now she can't be seen by other people anymore. This is okay.
"Every country surrounded by a coral reef of bones."
"Why can't you guys stick to homeless alkies?"
"Are you asking me out in a mortuary?"
"Well, we did meet in a toilet."