Project Blue Book 2x10+Rookie Feds (2022-2023) 1x01+McMillion$ 1x02-1x04+Girls5Eva2x01-2x04+4 more
Operation Mainbrace
The final ever ep. A crazy military man causes trouble. People lie. The Americans provoke trouble. The bint wife bores. This was incoherent, dull and boring as hell. Quinn vanishes. WTF was the point of the whole message plot arc? This was ultra crap! This was axed.
Best Lines:
“No obvious source of thrust”
“Airforce idiots!”
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Day One
The shrieky woman speaks and an FBI agent used to be on a show called 'Vampire Cop'. The shrieky woman gets a job she does not want. There is SJW speak. 'Vampire Cop' guy wears a too tight suit. There is facepalming recklessness. The ex vampire cop smoulders. There is glowering. Simone annoys.
Best Lines:
“Almost didn't recognise you with a shirt on!”
“Ended ugly.”
“A person in crisis.”
“Once in a career opportunity.”
“Intercept course.”
“Abandoned her life.”
“A place that doens't do change.”
“Connected to something much scarier.”
~
1x02
A childrens hospital got 1 million dollas from the game in 1995. The game has been played since 1987. A stepbrother speaks. There is vintage footgae and an ex wife. There is talk of disease and the mastermind in his youth looked like Brendan Fraser. There are former print workers and talk of security and sealed trucks. A man had 2 sides to him. A Dodge Viper is randomly yelled about. A woman wears a skirt that way too short. There is mention of a Jackie Chan movie. This is normal to you? There was socially inappropriate things going on. One person involved was from 1 of the 5 families in NY. There is talk of a grey M&M. WTF was a shamrock baby? A ticket got flushed. This was okay.
Best Lines:
“Part of a conspiracy.”
“Alias name.”
“Some psychic friends.”
“Could not and logically would not.”
“US postage stamp job.”
“My maternity shop.”
“Someone mobbed us.”
“Swear to you on everything holy.”
“Told on him.”
“Crippled or bed ridden or dead.”
“Okay his murder.”
“Strict, very strict.”
“Out of respect.”
“Whip it out.”
“Any merit in it.”
“Stupid shows up.”
“Flip the tape.”
“Life experience.”
1x03
This was mindless. There are contradictions in testimony. People fail to truthfully account for their winnings. An FBI agent thinks he's indomitable. There are sombre tones and scathing statements. The social contract was broken. Bad people antagonise each other. There was psychosocial risk and mocking laughter. People had a completely negative view of the 'winners'. There is ghoulish glee and unimaginable horror. The fake winners had distress which fed mistrust. There was fevered speculation and a doom laden miasma of fear. People were over involved. Viewers run out of patience. Things are expressed with absolute conviction.
This was not emotionally complex. The plot was actually creaky and outlandish. Men are dastardly. This was of poor quality. The FBI agent is bloody furious. Nobody wanted to help the fake winners. People were devastated by decisions. People are upset and angry. There are villains. The scam is discussed. There is arrogance and endless talking. You're justly exasperated. There is swagger. There was a strip club and distressing addendums and unpleasant consequences. Things go tense. Men were and are unkind. People faced a sad time and despondency. There were panic years and a sense of alarm.
There were circumstances and situations. People were rightly suspcious. Answers come, none of them good. This was mundanity. The worst things you could ever hear, were said. No clean outcomes happened. There was harmful speculation. A very distressing event happened. People are endlessly despairing.
Best Lines:
“Fake sincerity.”
“Aftermath that was to follow.”
“Kept picking Italians on the East Coast...being stupid about it.”
“The McDonald's thing.”
“Saying some unsavoury words to me.”
“Mean nasty things.”
“He had his morals.”
“Spending habits.”
“Something is gonna happen from this.”
1x04
There was domestic violence and a car wreck and a terrifying query. There was death and accusations and Harold Robbins. More people involved in the scam speak about connections and tickets. This was of no great gravitas. There was immense distress. The story gets increasingly ridiculous. No one takes moral responsibility. This was very unsatisfactory. Did someone have lethal capability? People have angry positions and only fleeting worry.
Best Lines:
“Seemed insignificant to me at the time.”
“Made people afraid of him.”
“Actively dying.”
“Most savoury kind of people.”
“Didn't have running water until 1986.”
“Lot of concern on that.”
~
Album Mode
Gloria is injured and the band have to fight for support in this disappointing spectacle. You're not overly interested in the fray. All norms of civilised society are ignored by this un-essential lunacy. Gloria bores and then trips. Why is Paula Pell on this show?
Best Lines:
“At the Met Gala in a catheter because my dress is too complicated.”
“Dressing like a billionaire. Sleeping in a hovel.”
“Secret dating app.”
“Not now phone!”
“How to cut cake with a wine glass.”
“Acceptable public hair styles.”
“New line of scented hammers.”
“Backpocket.”
“Peanut reintroduction.”
“Too sick to leave her room.”
“Prop up half dead NFL players.”
“Your snake was poisonous.”
“Gallbladder exploded.”
“I cannot let you Yoko Girls5Eva.”
“Finally going to get invited to something? Thank god!”
“Jealous and senile.”
“Everytime I look in the mirror, god looks back.”
“We are and will remain strangers.”
Triumphant Return To Studio
There is bad singing and Kev annoys. Summer finds herself in the dread state of an internet baddie and has misgivings. There is a perception of a crisis. People have negative things to say about Summer which has a negative impact. This is the worst situation. Season 2 of this show is an intolerable situation.
Best Lines:
“Word-writer.”
“Faith first.”
“Shut up Dixie Chicks!”
“Do most of the moving.”
“Don't want to be known as the bad one!”
“And the pervs found it.”
Who U Know
The foursome appear in a video, things go awry. There is a JKR 'joke'. This was dull and an onerous obligations. There is a lack of effort and urgency this season.
Best Lines:
“Always looks pissed standing behind Adele.”
“Anyone not blocked by Carson Daly?...Anyone willing to unblock Fred Durst?”
“Christian internet harlot.”
“The poor man's Fergie.”
“Botox settled weird.”
“Passed out in the backseat of my Tesla in self driving mode...ploughed through some graves in Arlington...my penis was a little but out.”
“That Harlem Globetrotter ran away from me.”
“Guard the rack!”
“Dressed in swag from cancelled shows.”
Can't Wait 2 Wait
Summer's parents visit and she learns her purity obsessed christian parents were once drunken boors. There is talk of a purity ring. Dawn has contentious issues that i do not care about. There are creative choices. This is soul breaking. There are reveals and a very significant issue and bigger issues. Wickie reveals something appalling from her past. There is inherent resentment. Nobody loves and cares. There is anger and unbelievable things. Wickie has a reckless past. What's a 529? Wickie will not have ordinary circumstances. Wickie can be appallingly cruel and harsh. There is the inevitable joke. This was poor with passionate determination..
Best Lines:
“You shower makes me smell like tap water.”
“Your clothes disappointed me.”
“Ass hours.”
“TV pants.”
“Achingly true.”
“Inspirational denims.”
“Gasp!”
“I watched 'Business Throne' with another man!”
“Waiting is kind of my brand.”
“You grab, I'll stab.”
“Walked the devil's path.”
“Bad out there.”
“Whore genetics.”
“Empty celebrity status grabs.”
“What is so wrong with that?”
“Everything!”
“We had a brown cat!”
“Normal almost destroyed me!”
“Heel to crotch ratio.”
“YOU PISSED OUT MY LIGHT!”
~
Nolly (2023) 1x01
The life of the 'Crossroads' actress is the subject of this ITVX show. Nolly was the middle aged star whom the soap was built around. She had fans but the men in charge fired her. Soap scenes are recreated in all there overlit creaky glory. The infamous Benny speaks. This was okay in parts.
Best Lines:
“Concorde could fall out of the sky and land on her head.”
“Enter slut.”
“Exit slut.”
“Built around me.”
"I think Pamela’s going to be late, I drove past her at the bus stop."
“I am making this show better if I have to haul it out of the grave, line by line,”
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Fortunes Of War 1x05&1x06
Egypt April 1941/Egypt September 1942
Rupert Graves shows up as yet another good looking solider Harriet stares at. A woman says her dead child will be fixed by an egg whipped up. There is death and Pearl Harbor. Patricia Quinn guest stars. They're always in bars and hotels drinking. There are posho men, a wife, a mistress and a mention of Rommel. Harriet flirts with a solider who used to be a famous stage actor. Then she catches amoebic dysentery. Guy is useless. There is death and Guy does unforgivable cruelty. Guy is belligerently useless and possibly cheating. There is lonely ground and Harriet is feared dead.
Best Lines:
“Europeans who catch things out here, they're gone in no time!”
“What larks!”
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The Snow Girl 1x04&1x05
The reporter has overfilled lips. This makes too little sense. This was brainless and grotesque and souless. Men are terrible and parasitic. A 2nd video shows up. This was anti-intellectual. There is shock and anger. This was not of great worth. The reporter whines. A man is a menace. This was onerous. There are circumstances. There is bedlam and no apparently decent people. This causes impatience. The kidnappers are revealed and they behaved abominably. This was staid. Ordinary people shambled their way towards terrible acts. There are serious disputes and hysterical women.
Best Lines:
“Lovers of the forbidden.”
“The dollhouse is a dead end!”
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Leonardo 1x03
There is padding and bad singing and bints dancing. Da Vinci is dumb as a sack of rocks and babbles like he is on drugs. This is groaningly bad. Leonardo does annoying vegan speak. A man is poisoned via his dog. The dumb ass muse is dumb. There is death and drama. This was so bad.
Best Lines:
“I don't like it here!”
“Wings to fly out of the gutter!”
“Bow with suitable deference. Too deep is considered vulgar, too shallow an insult.”
"So unremarkable."
"Stench of demon breath!"
"My body will not be a tomb for other creatures!"
"Love is the poisoner of reason."
