Girls5eva (2021-?) 1x01 Reviewed

Pilot

A rapper samples a 90s girls group who were one hit wonders. Their lives are humdrum. TRL is seen in flashback. There is a hot mess and a sleazy man. There is black comedy and a dead band member. Busy Phillips overacts. They reunite. Paula Pell makes old jokes. There's a bitch who never says sorry, ever. The bitch has to shoot geese at an airport for a living. She gets paid by the goose. This was okay.

Best Lines:

“Audtioned for a man in a motel in New Jersey.”

“Violent latch.”

“Look of a disappointed woman.”

“Our media trainer said to repeat the question in our answers.”

“Bindi Irwin is hot now.”

“Decided I was difficult.”

“Fame and the lifestyle I am owed!”

“Can a mouse get in your vagina at night?”

“You're home.”

“Always!”

“Died swimming off the edge of an infinity pool.”

“Attacked by 2 stage tigers!”

“I've tried out for the Housewives like 8 times!”

“Fights party streamer neck!”

“Riding your bike into the river to get your husband to pay attention to you!”