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Devil In Ohio (2022) 1x01+Red Rose 1x05&1x06 Reviewed

Broken Fall

This is based on a book. Dr Mathis cares for a girl who escaped a cult. Nobody knows about the cult part yet. This is a limited series. Emily Deschanel of 'Bones' plays the Dr who has a butter faced husband who is a failing house flipper/real estate loser. They have 3 children: the oldest is a mean girl slut, the loser middle girl and an adopted youngest.


Dr Mathis is a shrink who cares for the cult escapee. The slutty mean girl bullies the middle loser. The middle girl is such a damn loser you want to slap her. Force majeur sends Mae the cult girl into their lives. Nobody notices the seriousness of the situation. A creepy cop looks for Mae as the Dr dresses like a sister wife. Mae won't talk until the does. Samantha Ferris of 'Supernatural' guest starred.


The middle child is a moron. The Dr fosters Mae and gives her the sulky middle child's room. She also cooks dinner as her husband is useless. Another cop lurks. Mae has a satanic wound. This was mmm. Mae seems inherently wrong. Did the cult give her purpose and identity?


This was far from tantalising. The creepy obviously evil cop is aggressively provocative. This was actually unenticing. I don't care about the middle brat's personal trauma. I'm sure Mae will have a chilling impact on the clan. The only rational inference is that this is some christian show. Nobody does deep reflection. The predominant narrative is dull. Nobody is inquisitorial of Mae in this very very poor show. Everything causes more misery to the utterly miserable and gloomy middle child. I'm sure realisation will come, too late.


Best Lines:

“Amish or somehting?”


“Doesn't meet hold criteria.”


“Ship her off to Cleveland!”


“I hope things go well for you.”


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Lockdown

Why is there screaming and mumbling and constant tragic misconceptions in this ill judged unnecessary show? There will be horrible tragedy no doubt. Watching this leaves viewers doomed to disappointment. Red Rose ups the misbehaviour. Everyone has their own flavour of horribleness. People see themselves as enemies of Red Rose's tyranny. This show is to logic what Britney Spears is to motherhood. Teens invade a house and party. The mother who threw her daughter out doesn't care about her. Who is Simon?


Best Lines:

“Shut up you!”


“This room's off limits!”

“Then why are you innit?”


Results Day

This takes place in Bolton. The best thing about this is the title card. A boy gives a girlfriend a gift he bought with money he stole from her! This was rotten banality and it was glaringly awful. This was not grimly intense. This was tired and utterly bland. There is public drama. People stare and or ignore all logic.


Best Line:

“Working class kids with national pride.”

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