Movie Reviews: Girls Trip + Spontaneous 👄

Girls Trip (2017)

4 friends reunite for a time of drinking and partying and screwing in New Orleans. Dick jokes and pee jokes and a cheating hubby getting smacked fill this film. If you don't know what grapefruiting is, you'll find out. Wormwood is drunk. Regina Hall, Mike Colter, Tiffany Haddish, Jada Pinkett Smith and Queen Latifah star. The cheating hubby's mistress lurks being slutty. There is a falling out and an absurdly cruel hubby. This was okay and funny.

Best Lines:

“Your man is sleeping with an Instagram skank!”

“You're always sorry!”

“You always ain't going to do it again.”

“No. But I'm listening.”

“I hate you bitch!”

“Keep me around for laughs.”

“Instagram ho!”

“Instagram bitches!”

“Clap. Been there, done that!”

“Not once did you apologize!”

“Disaster of a woman he impregnanted!”

“Nasty freak pictures.”

“The beaver has dome down the tree!”

“She gave love when it didn't love her.”

“White girl wasted.”

“That year turns ino 5.”

“About to be a mental health patient.”

“You can't get no infection in your booty hole.”

“Staying at motel where 5 dollar hos do their business?”

“5 dollars sh*t! I get 2 dollars change!”

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Spontaneous (2022)

Teens explode in this film which apparently got described as 'legitimately profound'. There is turbulence in this not really appealing film that has all the depth of a footbath.