Batwoman 1x01 Rewatch+Welcome To Eden (2022) 1x01+Resident Evil 1x02&1x03+ 1 more
Batwoman 1x01 Rewatch
Ruby Rose IS Batwoman. Jacob looked dirty and drunk. Where was Harley Quinn during this show? Sophie was the worst. Why was there a frying pan in a fight scene? She hit a guy with a fridge! Alice never went good and reunited with Kate in the show like she did in the comics. Kate does nostril flares. Mary was a bimbo and her mother was a bint. They were who Jacob chose over his real family. Jacob was Ioan Gruffud. Nobody has rabies fears from the bats in the batcave. Jacob caused devastation so bad with his terrible parenting.
Kate had resilence. This was a rather unrewarding show in the end. This ep never had a dull moment. Sophie was useless. Kate posed dramatically. Alice was always teteering on the edge of lunacy. What happened to Tyler? Jacob was the worst. What happened to the diaries Kate wrote in? Alice is Beth, like duh. This was all about the aftermath of trauma. No intergrity, decency or honour is had by Jacob, ever.
Best Lines:
“Not the hero of this story.”
“Ruthless spineless maniacs.”
“Grow into the person you needed as a kid.”
“Re-arrange your entire life out of fear.”
“I don't have the luxury of being offended by that.”
“Bullies this city into obedience.”
“She'll actually get his attention.”
“Trying to convince him to love you.”
“Someone dumped you at the door.”
“Offering water and band-aids.”
“He would for me.”
“Not supposed to know what's down there.”
“Bruce Wayne is batman?”
“Dump you at Arkham myself!”
“Batman lives?”
“Total lack of skill.”
“Usually dies in some spectacular fashion.”
“My dream for you.”
“We Batlieve.”
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The Trip Of Your Life
This Spanish drama was dubbed and miserable. A woman has desperation and angry unhappiness. People have glazed over grins. There is a party on an island. People have no empathy or sense. People spy on party goerts. This was like 'Persons Unknown'. A girl sits on a toilet. There is a wild party. This is the kind of company they keep. There is tumult. This was greviously wrong. There is no expressed purpose. This was ignominy. This was morbid. This was not resonant. There is calumny and spiritual dislocation. No.
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The Devil You Know
Adult Jade has jumped into a swarm of zombies to escape Umbrella. How do people have guns and bullets? This was an unimpressive cliche storm. How is there petrol? 2022 Billie was bitten by a zombie dog and Jade expects her to walk it off. Good news does not look like it will come. Jade is and was a trouble making idiot.
Highly unlikely things happen. 2022 Billie has woes. There is mumbling. Wesker covers for his idiot spawn and sticks his hands into dead zombie dog blood – as you do. Jade in both timelines is a hinderance. She failed. Billie has fears of not being supported. This show does not threive. There are sociological barriers. Jade gets someone killed. She's not collaborative. There are isolated islands of humanity out there. Wesker lies. His boss Evelyn shows up. There is languor. This show has systemic deficiencies.
Eveylyn's gf Diana whines. This was trifles. There is yelling and Jade making it all about her. This was mundane with no urgent action. Jade is the crux of the problem. Jade is a troublesome moron. This was grubby. There is talk of Umbrella and anti social behaviour and people act in a menacing way. Jade drives to Dover where Umbrella lurks.
There are ramapges which are ignored and hostile memories and moods plummet. Stress skyrockets. How did Jade get to Cairo? And from Cairo to the UK? A cat woman lurks. Jade causes disarray. There are satlinks? HOW? There are ipads and wrong and shocking things. Jade is so pious. Umbrella take draconian umbrage. There is talk of Calais and anecdotes and intituition.
This was not innovative or impactful. Jade musters energy and is wistful, crazy and chaotic. There are significant social impacts from the outbreak. There is a reveal. This falters and causes disconnection. Jade is not dissuaded from being a fool. A brit used the phrase pocket book. Jade puts on a cyle helmet, tape and uses a cat litter tray as a shield to go after a zombie.
There is a foul bathtub and couldn't anyone smell it? Things go badly. Umbrella has a firewall. This was the worst. Are the cats safe? Things get violent. Mad blood is stirring. There are pathetic fallacies but no high octane drama or sweaty hopelessness. People are ill fated. There is a looming crisis.
There is no unease or existential angst or direct impact. This was not fantastical. This was downright humdrum. Things are deceptively pessimistic. Jade is unenthusiastic. Things get traumatic. There is blathering and zombies are not identifiably human. This was not fantastical just humdrum.
There are implications and health & safety violations. This was not a significant contribution to the genre. Will Nemsis show up? There are no inspirational people. There are injuries walked off. People are not vulnerable. People have expectations of gain. There is no gratification. Jade exacerbates things and a fat evil Umbrella git walks around. Jade rejects all attempts. This is flagging. Jade is an awful despairing woman. Things are fraught with mutual distrust.
There is protracted uncertainty. Jade is volatile, wooden and slow. This show is noisy. Jade is bitter and unpopular. There are challenges in this formulaic show. The world is not thriving. Jade deplores everyone. This has non descriptiveness and you're not impressed long enough to keep watching. Billie's nuts. This was plodding and not plausible. Breaching Umbrella security is absurdly easy. There is a resulting decline. Billie has distress. This fails. There are peccadillos. This was not an elegy. This was not outstanding. There is a pub.
Things turn into a circus. Jewellery is traded. How is there booze? What happened to cause all this and what happened LAST TIME? Jade has non compliance. There are incredibly difficult times. Billie's dog is scared of her. 2022 Jade is only 14? This was wholly inadequate. The odious Jade is deceitful. This wants to have ominious implications.
Best Lines:
“If we stop shooting. You're dead.”
“Shot up a freehold.”
“There's been an incident.”
“It looked dead.”
“Tried to sell me to Umbrella.”
“Last time I was here there was no Umbrella.”
“All the patrols and the cameras.”
“They've taken over I'm heard.”
“People would notice.”
“Eating people psycho.”
“Brain eater in my bathtub.”
“Where's the pocket book?”
“In his pocket.”
“Erratic, violent.”
“We board as soon as she docks.”
“That was barely contained.”
“Only reason you were ever in.”
The Light
Joy has T-Virus in it? Will the Red Queen be in this? This seriousness with which this regards itself. This was awkward and full of very serious concerns.This show is unpleasant. There are many dark and dank rooms. Who knows why Americans do what they do? TPTB cannot generate emotional stakes. There isn't even gentle concern.
Joy has horrific side effects. Evelyn has a sinister scheme. There is utter confusion in 2022 and mass hysteria in 2036. This show has very serious deficits. Jade lurks with a hunk in 2022 who is Evelyn's son. Will he end up like Matt Addison? Evelyn has no job other than to sneer, wave scissors and refuse to wear sleeves or a bra.
This was not delightful tv. There is talk of the old Umbrella. Where is alice? This was overly complicated and full of banter, gunplay, things blowing up and meandering preamble. This was dull with mood music and sadness and Umbrella has light admin. Upsetting and torturous things happen. WTF is all this for? What is Jade violently avenging? This was ham fisted and uninspired. If you're drama hungry, avoid this.
This has no lofty promise and is a missed opportunity. This was unacceptable. There is devastating impact. Things get unruly. There are lies, various crises and diversions. This was less than engaging. There are various mutterings and deranged Frenchies. This was no 'Z Nation', it was not even 'Black Summer'!
This was not ominious just portentous. There is talk of going through the chunnel. There is no grave urgency. A poor rat. Jade ironically detracts from the drama. This was capable of so much more. Drama is mostly fleeting and without time or space for development. Jade has baggage. There is talk of a classified incident. This was not notable or charming. This was ultimately sad. Jade and Billie in 2022 are difficult and blundering.
Where is Billie's dog? Wesker allows Billie to go to school. There is no self awareness. This was nto jocular. Jade has appalling egotism. She's awfully smug and has a stubborn rejection of logic. Jade is flamboyantly self pitying with indecent relish. This was largely terrible. The sensitive hunk stands around making no psychological sense and using an Umbrella logo skateboard.
Jade wears hot pants. Isn't she 14? Oh ick. There is soap opera cheese and puffery. This was largely predictable. This was excruciating and deranged and humdrum. There are cads in this limp show. This was the feeblest. There are gaffes. The reasons for anything remains unclear. This was bizarre. Where is Jill? Joy = mind control. This cause simpatience and intolerance. This was not violent or tense or devestating. This was so irrelevant.
Best Lines:
“That project was ill fated.”
“A pathogen we originally developed for the American military.”
“When did bright lights start bothering him?!?”
“The T-Virus makes monsters.”
“Dangerous burn rate.”
“If you own the cure.”
“Preserves the old world.”
“Influence intention.”
“Doing mind control?”
“Sounds just hurt my bones.”
“They wouldn't!”
“Oh they really would.”
“Shady sh*t.”
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The Thing about Pam 1x03
She's A Star Witness
Pam testifies, alienates people and kills a squirrel. The defence lawyer and his massive perm blames Pam for the murder. Could Pam be innocent and wrongly blamed. Russ is made into the victim despite his stepdaughter talking about his rages and yelling. The daughters are broke and raging. 'Dateline' show up. The trial is a joke. Pam takes Betsy's life insurance for cosmetic surgery. Russ is convicted. Yawn.
Best Lines:
“The murder slippers.”
“Smacked off pot.”
“The web is really there to protect the spider.”
