The Sex Lives Of College Girls 1x04&1x05+Law & Order: Organized Crime 2x10+Riverdale 6x20+ 2 more
Kappa/That Comment Tho
I'm skipping 1x06. A sorority is pleged by 2 girls. The football player plans hotel sex with her married coach. Leighton does not score at the sorority rush in the way she wanted. Bela is mocked by a racist. The football player's secret hookup comes out. The coach reveals his scumbag ways. This bored.
Best Lines:
“Some 'Get Out' sh*t right here.”
“Pantyhose fancy.”
“We're not the Kennedys!”
“Fresh rosemary sprig in my drink.”
“Did I accidentally say something triggering, again?”
“Which you lost. Badly.”
“Toxic podcast funny at best!”
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Nemesis
I skipped 1x08. The Albanian arc is over and the mafia guy is back. Hackers cause a prison break. A folk hero hacker does stuff. Wheatley gloats. Wasn't the actor cast on another show as Julian McMahon's replacement? What happened to the mole? Wasn't the real OCB disbanded in 2016? I do not care.
Best Line:
“Address public concern.”
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Chapter One Hundred And Fifteen: Return To Riverdale
There is talk of a comet and a ghost train. Archie needs to wash and comb his hair. There is foolishness and Veronica wears denium shorts. There is yet another existential crisis. This show is not resurgent. There is talk of psychic landscapes and another dimension.
New guy annoys. There is talk of Rivervale. There is pontificating. This was odd, not warm or endearing. There is no regret. Jughead gets blamed for everything. Things get icky. There is no reasonable point to this. There is no astonishing insight. There is hostility and abuse.
People are irate. Are there 3 Jugheads in this ep? This was futile. There are flashbacks to new guy's origin. There is no decisive action. There is a cat and dead Polly chatting to Betty. There is embarrassment adn lingering fury and gross ignorance and deep stupidity.
There is no particular concern. This was doddery. Things get weird and frivolous. Another baddie shows up and 'Angel Heart' is ripped off. This causes irritability. There is talk of a Hellmouth. This was so serious. There is no consideration to logic. People are unbothered. There is conflict. This was not uplifting. People plan to blow up the train tracks. There is no normal community support. Nobody slides sinisterly. There is death in this mess.
Best Lines:
“Portal opener.”
“Saved by Donnie Darko.”
“On the eve of war.”
“Didn't know we were back from the dead.”
“What does he actually want?”
“You can't be in this universe!”
“Bunker Jughead.”
“Great Forgetting.”
“Those are the cosmic rules.”
“Percy the preverse.”
“Super Teens.”
“Grim ones.”
“Darken the world.”
“A guy named Mr Cypher.”
“Dark forces roiling beneath.”
“Lead to a string of cataclysmic events.”
“Harlot of Riverdale behaviour.”
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Resident Evil (2022) 1x01
Welcome To New Racoon City
Lance Reddick of 'Fringe' stars as Albert Wesker. I saw some of the movies but never played the game. In 2036 a grown up Jade sleeps in a tent outside during a zombie apoc. There is a poor bunny, which I think gets away. There is awful distress. The world ended. How does Jade style her eyebrows and hair in a zombie overrun London of 2036? It is 14 years since the end.
Like in 'Helix' season 2, there are 2 timelines. There are lights, antithetical choices and disgraceful acts. There is green screen and hints at how Racoon City hastened the decline. There are deficits in ethics in both timelines. There are 1st ep twists. How is there power and wifi in 2036? How are there clothes? The surrounding circumstances are bleak. There is spray. Shouldn't London be flooded due to the Thames Flood Barrier being unmanned? What are people eating? Zombies lurk. Wouldn't the underground be flooded? 'Day Of The Dead' is ripped off.
Why would a corperation want to do this to the world? Jade is miss smug. There are anti zombie flamethrowers and red powder and a giant worm thing. What brought Earth to this tipping point? How is there food and power? Things get preposterous. Guns are used.
In New Raccon City 2022, it is 3 months before the end. Albert Wesker moves in and has twin daughters: teen Jade and Billie. Jade is angry and Billie has assaultive and troubled behaviour and a dog. The teens bristle with resentment. The city is near Cape Town. Things are obviously dysfunctional. Are they getting ready to cause irreparable harm? Jade broods bitterly.
There is a weird bug. Things are unsustainable. Billie and Jade plot. The world will be ravaged, soon. There is animal testing and criminal negligence of safety and unfettered discretion for Big Pharma to do as they wish. This show intrigues. Teen Jade bases her value and worth on being angry. Scooters are ridden. What happened in Tijuana? A zombie dog attacks. What is the previous incident Racoon caused?
2036 Jade has a tattoo on her arm and in 2022 Wesker is taking blood from his daughters and shooting it into his neck. That's totally normal. There are 7 more eps of this. There is a growing family disconnect. Jade and Billie are pivotal to what is coming. This was watchable. 2036 hints that Jade and Billie are estranged.
There are no heart tugging moments. Things get emotive and meaningful warnings are ignored. The Raccon City school is annoying and full of bullies. Does 2036 Jade have a husband and child? Jade and Billie are twins born to a surrogate from donor eggs. There are dysfunctional goings on.
There are grimances and distraught yelling and chaos and whispering. There is heroising and this was quite a spectacle. There is a fight and a complex moral quandry. What brought about a worldwide frenzy? How did Racoon take over the USA? This is not in continuity with the movies. Wesker talks about a medication named Joy.
Jade is ever angry. There are deep seated convictions. The school is full of bullies and profoundly painful rejection and suspicion. Jade does not understand and empathise. There are 6 billion zombies called zeroes for some reason running around the world. Why is 2036 Jade wanted by the Racoon lot? Jade has always caused trouble.
The world map has changed in 2036. There is a massacre. There is no reasonableness or empathy or goodwill. There are swarms of zeroes and attiude reshaping. Racoon has a bad ethos. There is carping and Jade is always assailed. Things are deteriorating. Wesker can be scary and he lacks moral imperatives. He's a dangerous threat as are his idiot spawn. He projects dreams and waht else onto his children?
Best Lines:
“If they're hiding this, what else are they hiding?”
“The air we wouldn't be able to breathe it.”
“Disneyland.”
“What's that?”
“Dumb but cute.”
“The guy who wears socks to the beach.”
“I hope you love cupcakes. We have 5 shops and 2 are vegan!”
“You lose always.”
“Money's worthless.”
“One big old bastard.”
“She's a survivor.”
“Life itself.”
“Eat and spread the virus.”
“Big and mean.”
“One punch, right in the tit.”
“You know what you did.”
“I'm vegan.”
“That's stupid.”
“We launch in 6 weeks.”
“They'll think I'm psycho again.”
“They're laughting at you.”
“Papal states move to ward off Sicily. Last Alaskan freehold goes dark.”
“If it's happening again”
“When the end of the world comes we'll eat the vegans first!”
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Flowers In The Attic: The Origin 1x02
The Marriage
Oliva fakes being pregnant as she is trapped in her own home and her hubby's stepmother is trapped in the attic. The attic room is the old chambermaids room. Malcolm is an unrepentant ass. Oliva fires Kate Mulgrew. There is a 2nd entrance to the attic in the library? Olivia ordered it sealed. But was it? Oliva makes Alicia cut her hair off. Malcolm threatens to send Oliva to a nutward. Malcolm did not care for Olivia, at all. Alicia is a bitch. Nella gets involved.
Malcolm is the father of Nella's daughter Celia. Oliva fakes childbirth. The future arsenic doughnut rovider Corrine is born. Alicia and Christopher leave. 15 years pass and Corrine is spoilt. Mal has a fiancee called Helen. Mal has a porn tash and looks older than his mad bad dad. Malcolm creeps over Corrine. Olivia and Corrine have a good relationship. There's a poison garden in Foxworth Hall.
Joel loves music. Malcolm hates his sons. Corrine sounds Australian. Olivia worries about Malcolm and Corrine. Olivia has to help Corrine get an abortion. Olivia's accent slips. Joel fancies Celia's stepson aka his his half sister Celia. Mal and Corrine smoke pot. Mal's blackmail of Malcolm goes badly.
This is addictive trash. Joel sounds British. Malcolm is poisoned. Corrine poisoned her father to go to a party. Corrine did enjoy poisoning relatives. Corrine is a manipulative lying piece of trash. Malcolm sleazes over Mal's bride to be. Corrine accidently poisons Mal and causes his fatal car crash just before his wedding. Malcolm didn't know about the poison garden?!? Alicia returns and the fact that Foxworth Hall would burn down TWICE is foreshadowed.
Best Lines:
“Did you hear those noises coming from the East Wing?”
“Make it convincing.”
“How great that cost would be.”
“She belongs to them now.”
“Hate Mr Foxworth until the day I die.”
“Something strange is going on up in that house.”
“Nothing but evil comes from that house.”
“I am the authority in this house!”
“WHY DO YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT?”
“I hit back. Hard.”
“Find a way to make you regret this!”
“Parading around town like a cheap little hussy!”
“I WILL NOT BE LIED TO AT MY OWN TABLE!”
“All just so awful!”
“Weak man.”
“Cavorting with that boy.”
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