Interceptor (2022)
An idiot menace bothers a female solider in this utterly earnest melodrama. He will murder his way to his goal. Pulp action author MATTHEW REILLY directed this. This is grating. This was unconvincing and weary and there is recreational outrage in this hollow, performative, irritating smugness. This was full of frightful people and is exacting. You're not moved or beguiled. There is no dejected charm.
This action film stars Thor's wife. It seems like parody with the bad acting, terrible fight scenes, dreadful US accent attempts and every character seeming to be being dubbed by someone reading the lines phonetically. This was a letdown and there are churlish baddies, exposition, discord and stuff blowing up. There are guns and no dangerous lure. This was not memorable.
There is aggression and sexism but no considerable tension. This does not leave you absolutely mesmerised. Interest is soon scuppered. There are no profound connections. Reckless acts cause distress. There is reckless disregard and not appropriate or considered responses. There are despicable rather dull baddies. There are no pressing issues. This is not pivotal. There is mass harm threatened. This shambles. Baddies are vociferous.
Nothing is frightening or distressing. This was muddled and fails badly. There are despicable sentiments but this is not scathingly intelligent. This was an experiment in bleakness and it is soul defeating. There is irrational hated and some terrible moments in this banality.
Elsa Patskey and various no names run around the set. The baddie is played by a poor man's John Cena. This was appalling and medicore. There are huge problems. The poor man's John Cena faked his way on to the platform by faking being a janitor. He's evil and wants to nuke America for reasons. Odd stuff happens. There are interfering people and an emergency people. This was not manageable. This deteriorates further. Poor man's John Cena is aggressive and violent.
This was terrible and there is lack of impulse control and insight. This gives an overly negative impression. There are antics. People are affected by the obnoxious baddie and his entitlement to power. There are no regrets, charm or wit. There is no sense of responsibility. This was not particularly striking. There is fact free bluster. This was not convincing. This was unserious and not brilliant.
This was not brutal, frenzied or gruesome. This was shaky and there is no extraordinary sequences of events. Chris Hemsworth has a cameo. This was frenzied. People react explosively and oddly. This was defunct and it leaves you flummoxed. This was random and frenzied. There is a numbing realisation.
There are no moral or social orders in this ludicrous tale that throws in SJWs and current social ills. This was a fiasco and it was full of insouciance. I've seen better acting on 'All My Children'. This was deeply jarring. The baddie has deep rooted malevolence. Why is there a scuttling protocol? This was never doing okay. There are bad life experiences and the heroine is shown in her knickers for reasons. There are bad decisions and this gets even worse. Baddies have a detrimental impact. There is mischievousness and bizarreness. This has no flair, it is deeply unpleasant.
This was monumental blunder. There is loathsome behaviour. Baddies are irrational and deluded. This was vile and wholly abhorrent. There is no energy or vitality. This was slumping from minute 1. The turtle lives! This was notoriously difficult. The heroine is hyper enthusiastic about inflicting payback. This was incessant and exhausting. There is a sympathy junkie and the baddie has a despicable mug. This was not complex. There is narrative stagnation.
This was dreadful and not shattering. This was not distressing. There is no high regard. There is abnormal behaviour by ramapaging lunatics who refuse responsibility. There are psycho looneys. This was straight forward and pofaced. It is never really answered who is paying the poor man's John Cena to do this. There is lethargy and no dizzing intensity. There are poor decisions and a dearth of interest. This was confusing and contradictory. This was a dreadful thing.
Conspiracies abound. There is mischance, unbelievable bizarre lines and ramshackle sets. This was a spectacular failure. There are cruel and empty gazes and this is bleak and brooding. The baddie is a heartless incompetent. There is no regret, sorrow, guilt, anguish or repentance. This was faltering. This was little but bad. There is woe and a twist and flowers.
Best Lines:
“23 minutes left to live.”
“Product of a failed society.”
“Godforsaken rig.”
“Emergency sinking protocol.”
“Total vessel submergence.”
“Blame America.”
“Unharmed, relatively.”
“An oath to the old America, not this one.”
“Greatest lie ever told.”
“Wipe you from existence.”
“Good, too good sometimes.”
“Make sure you shoot her first.”
“Neveer summered where I wintered.”
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Gringo (2018)
Utter utter crap.
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Demon Eye (2019)
A UK 'horror' that is crap, made by and starring talentless losers.
