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Quotes of the Day

Modern Family’ Quotes

“The universe is cold and loveless.”

“Oh that’s what you were doing in the shower. I was a little worried.”

“Shame!”

The Simpsons’ Quote

“You weren’t the first prankster to destroy the car I rent from mother and you won’t be the last.”
“Rent?!?”
“Rent to own, just 35 more payments and it’s halfway mine.”

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