Riverdale 6x07+The Flash 8x01+Superman & Lois 2x09&2x07 Reviewed 🦸♂️🦹♀️
Chapter One Hundred And Two: Death At A Funeral
People are concerned at the way things are going and thinking they've got quite far enough. The Blossoms get set to flower. Betty attracks deadly, unwanted attention. Archie rebuilds his house and messes with Betty, they ignore Jughead as they are trash people. Do they mock Jughead?
Nothing exciting or naughty happens. Archie lies to Jughead. Betty is a dirty whore. There are constant dangerous situations. Veronica's dad died, off screen. This was all horrendous, counterproductive and damaging. Veronica hosts a memorial. There are diabolic machinations. Kevin's dad has aged more. Kevin gets a new job. This is not a story from the streets. Betty is intolerable. There is no moral health.
The new guy and his stupid accent annoys. Archie and Betty incense. There is little or no demand for this absurd show. Betty and Archie did cruel, unnecessary and unforgivable things. This was meaningless. Veronica's family have a dubious history. Nobody is conciliatory. There's a bar called the White Worm. There is no trauma or distruption. Betty thinks she is a local worthy.
Jughead is often hurt, disapointed and drained by the way he is treated. Betty is stalked by TBK. Archie finds his kryptonite. This was disappointing. TBK reveals himself. Sense is completely dismissed. Jughead can read minds. A bad thing happens to Archie. There is an awful possibility. There is a super dog. There is no application or comitment. There is talk of a rum business. There is no christian way of life. Just doubt and dirt. Betty thinks she's very important. Why does she have hostility and contempt for Jughead? She's spiteful and malicious with jaded sexual disgust. I can't make sense of this show's existence.
Best Lines:
“My world shattered.”
“Governed, ineptly.”
“New possibilities lie before me.”
“TBK ran off.”
“Yeah, he does that.”
“What about Glen?”
“I found most of him.”
“She'd never forgive me.”
“Died under mysterious, violent circumstances...please rejoice. Riverdale's big bad will be tormenting us no longer.”
“Earliest of early days.”
“Did not end well.”
“Preys on the unhoused because no one misses them.”
“This eventide.”
“Without trace of judgement.”
“Are you just a really good actor?”
“Secret whispered conversations.”
“Rum war.”
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Armageddon Part 1
Another crossover event. Why isn't Tommy Merlyn ever in these things? Iris has a podcast now? Ray shows up. Idiot new baddies show up. Who are all these annoying new characters? Well at least TPTB fired author insert Ralph. Barry is still a CSI. Where is Amanda Pays? Why was Ray kicked off 'Legends Of Tomorrow'? A new big bad debuts. This was a load of cobblers! Cobblers!
Best Lines:
“OG metacriminals.”
“It's not news. Not in this city.”
“Coming armageddon.”
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30 Days And 30 Nights
What is the inverse world? Clark's a moron. He goes missing. Jon is yelled at. Lois ignores her son being abused as she is a crap mother. Natalie whines. Jon is shunned and ignored by his vile parents. Is he going to run off with Ally or something? Jordan gets way too many powers. He does not deserve them! Lois is such a bitch. Jordan pull the fact he has superpowers on her. What can she do? Shut up Natalie. One feels burning hatred for her and Lois. Sam is bitched at by Lois. Jon is bitched at by Lois. Sarah bitches at Lana. Lois does moral superiority. Doesn't she have a job? She is a crap reporter. Lana wins. Who is funding the drug operation? Sarah dumps Jordan as she is a cheating dirty ho. Bizarro Jon shows up.
Best Lines:
"Run away from her memory."
"Fireman chair knots."
"Are you ever going to put me first?"
Anti-Hero
Anderson is some z list DC baddie. Superman is locked up with his half bro. Jon is caught with drugs due to his toxic girlfriend. People mumble. Lois screams and does not care about Jon. Why is Lois such a shrill harpy? Why is she so stupid? Why should Clark care if his idiot half brother dies? Why is Lois over-reacting so much? She has no idea why Jon does drugs?!? Jon did them because Lois and Clark fawn over Jordan and his superpowers. Lois does not listen to Jon's pain. This was so boring.
Best Lines:
"Jackbooted friends."
"Vicious betrayal."
"Not to smoke space drugs."
"Experimental space narcotics!"
"Everything is part of some plot!"
"Mistakes we cannot take back."