Buffy The Last Vampire Slayer Issue 3 Reviewed

It's a bad situation. Witches plot. This is an alternative universe tale? Buffy's slayer powers don't work? WTF? Someone spies on Buffy and co. Vamps plot as per usual. Where is Angel? WTF are Minty Boys? Vamps are ebulliently vile. Buffy bigs up her useless mother. Buffy has weary defiance. People gather in Highgate Cemetary and vamps attack. This was okay.

Best Lines:

“Call off the mall goths.”

“Looks like she shoplifts nailpolish.”

“The vamps never wanted equality. They wanted to gain the trust of humans so they could enslave them turning the world into their private dining room when the time was right.”

“But sometimes there isn't a reason. Which is the worst reason...the silence erects a barrier between you and them. The silence grows bigger than the friendship was. Eventually you realize they just...stopped thinking about you.”

“Can't do anything to make it right.”

“Why are the chosen ones always children?”

“We let evil convince us it's nothing to worry about.”

“Did the horizontal graveyard grind.”