Doctor Who: Eve Of The Daleks+Klitz (2021) 1x01+Yellowjackets 1x08+The Things I Haven't Told You

Doctor Who: Eve Of The Daleks (2022)
Daleks show up. The Doctor waves a bit of plastic at said Daleks, oh scary. Daleks learn, there is a time loop and so much padding. This was not a great tapestry of imagination. No wonder the BBC rehired RTD. The sword of Damocles hangs over them. This was fallow and tension is not dialed up. There is shouting and no building drama.

I wish John Bishop would go away. This was boring in unimaginable proportions. Daleks = monumentally callous and uncompromising. This was fatalistic and things don't escalate. There are cold and lonely obligations. People race toward an abyss. There is some Sharon Horgan knockoff woman. They're tormented. This was insurmountably terrible.

Best Lines:

“Who are you calling inferior?!?”

“You!!!”

“We are relentless.”

“DALEKS DO NOT HAVE MANAGERS!”

“DALEKS ARE NEVER SORRY!”

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Countdown

Lisi, works for and worms her way closer to Vanessa – a rich girl she holds responsible for her brother's death. This was a German tale of snow, ugly secrets and revenge in the Tyrol. This was all lead to a hideous raging inferno. Vanessa is an influencer who is a bitch. Violent events are to come.

One of her friend's has a porntache and overly tight dazzling white underpants. There are bad personal decisions and no one comments credibly. This was ridiculous. What about Lisi's scholarship to art school? There are diatribes and dullness and a party and an aversion to the rich. Rich girls are offensive.

Vanessa has an obstinate bitchy friend. Lisi's brother died a year ago and this occupies a dominat space in her life. The town has a quality of life, great amenities and plentiful cultural activities. There is a naked man and unscrupulous plotting. This was ineffective.

There was pretty good. Lisi is an unpredictable and antagonistic force. Things are illfated. Vanessa is an influential presence/spoilt bitch. This was not alluring. Lisi is troubled. There is fretful, furtive planning in this awful dubbed show.

There is sullen hostility and a mean girl is dreaded. There is flirting and trepidation. This was awful to watch. There is no wave of hope. The rich bitches are highly disliked. This was bungled. There is no covid. There is ill advised plotting and a set up. There is no drastic action. Porntache is over-eager. This failed. People are in unfortuante positions. Erase this from your mind.

People are not collegial. There are touchy subjects and hysteria and drugs. Lisi looks like the Swedish doom goblin. There are clandestine secrets and a set up and a bitch and fake bonding. This leaves you uninterested. There is discord and this was fractious.

Best Lines:

“The Apsen of the Alps.”

“Chic Alpine chalets.”

“Pack your things.”

“Did she even notice that he passed away?”

“Moment of no return.”

“What it feels like to lose everything overnight.”

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Flight Of The Bumblebee

This show has weird opening credits. This show is so boring! Someone tries to fly off in a plane. Why did the teddy bear catch on fire? Why did the plane just explode? This is stupid and frankly diabolical!

Best Line:

“No safe anymore.”

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The Things I Haven't Told You (2008)

This failed BBC3 pilot is from Lisa McGee. A girl dies and her friends are affected. Where did her mother go? The girl blackmailed a bitch into being her friend for unclear reasons. Someone burnt down the school and killed a woman. Leonora Crichlow was in this as a bitchy shrink. This was good. So why was it not a show? Who was hiding in her ex-bff's closet? Drugs are done. Who killed her and why? 'Spooks: Code 9' got a full series but not this. Granted I liked 'Spooks: Code 9' as a preposterous guilty pleasure, but this was good! Why did dead girl's dad have such patronising awfulness? Who is the school weirdo? Where did her body go? What is with the burned girl and the tattoos? Who burnt the school down?

Best Lines:

“Spiteful, poisonous, evil, sadistic bitch...my new best friend, unfortunately.”

“Dirty bitch!”

“This isn't a warning anymore!”

“How do you not get slapped more often?”

“The nobody girl.”

“She doesn't want to be found. She never has, she never will.”

“I see more than you think I do.”

“I know where this ends.”

“Scum always sinks!”

“You really want to do that? Threaten me?”