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Movie Reviews: Hustlers + Shark Season + The First Wives Club + All The President's Men

Hustlers (2019)

Jlo steals the movie from its supposed star Constance Wu. Julia Stiles co stars in this tale of thieving strippers in 2007. Is this supposed to be sexy? People behave horribly. Strippers go outside in thongs and sit with their legs wide apart. They have excitment and jubilation at their dirtbag lifestyle.

The downturn hits. This was idiocy. There are irresponsible people with negative coping mechanisms. This has no great relevance. This was vacuous. There is no moral urgency. This was morally flaccid. This was murky looking and insufficient. This was very poor. The master narrative bores. There is a montage of 'baking'. The law gets involved. Mercedes Ruehl and Lili Reinhart of 'Riverdale' and Cardi B and Lizzo star. This was based on a magazine artcile. This causes malaise.

Best Lines:

“Followed the green brick road.”

“Never cross a certain line.”

“Run up his credit card as far as we can push it.”

“The one room without cameras.”

“I can't afford no lawyer.”

“Anyone can own one nice suit.”

“Always look for a wedding ring.”

Shark Season (2020)

Michael Madsen, a shark and terrible VFX feature in this dreck.

The First Wives Club (1996)

The tale of rejected women whose trashy men left them for bimbos. This was okay.

Best Lines:

“Bye bye love, hello pop tarts.”

“Don't get mad, get everything.”

All The President's Men (1976)

Redford and Hoffman star in this true story which is Watergate: the movie. This was so wordy and worthy.

Best Line:

“Garage freak.”

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