epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Quotes of the Day

The Simpsons’ Quotes:

“My stroked out grandfather has more memory then that thing.”

“Available wherever dubious quasi-scientific self help books are sold.”

“You are bad on the inside.”

Modern Family’ Quotes:

“That’s how girls end up dead.”

“When was the last time you saw your old man scared?”
“When you walked through the spider web. When we were playing with the oujia board and the wind blew the door shut.”
“There was no wind buddy, we brought something forth.”

Murder of a Sleeping Beauty’ Quote:

“I explained why I had to go alone to talk to those survivalists when my grandmother died last summer.”
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