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Movie Reviews: Bride Of Frankenstein + Witch Hunt (2021) + Piercing + The Prodigy 🧙‍♀️🧹🧙‍♀️🧹

Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)

Byron, Shelley and Mary Shelley sit around yapping. The monster lives, the mad doctor is not dead and a bride is to be made. An old biddy shrieks. This was dystopian absurdity. A lamb bleats and women scream. The monster meets a hermit. The monster kills the bride and others when she rejects him. This does go on.

Best Lines:

“England's greatest sinner.”

“Rifled graves.”

Witch Hunt (2021)

This was terribly tedious and a ghastly mistake. Witches are real and are burnt at the stake in this AU America. Redheads are witches. Feds shoot witches with salt. Schoolgirls are bullying bitches. There are witch camps and blowback on the families of witches. This was deadly serious. A woman (Elizabeth Mitchell of 'Lost' and 'V') runs a safe house. Relatives of witches can't drive or go to the movies. There is mumbling and a lot of stupid choices. Girls are tested for moles aka witch marks. Girls are thrown into a swimming pool for a float test, 1 of them dies. There's a twist.

Piercing (2018)

A family man hires a hooker he plans to murder. People do a lot of staring. The hooker turns the tables and really weird and perverted stuff happens. WTF was this?

The Prodigy (2019)

A woman's son is actually the reincarnation of a serial killer. This was a load of crap.

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