epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

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Movie Review: Flying Monkeys (2013) 🐒🐵

This was preposterousness. This is what Vincent Ventresca is reduced to? This was silliness. In Gale, Kansas a girl gets a pet monkey which is evil. You feel derision for this. The girl has a useless father. This was infantile and full of misjudgments and blunders. The monkey is an evil killer monkey.

This was nonsensical and full of tragic fortunes. This was woefully inadequate. The father is inconsiderate and irritating. There are negative consequences. Baddies are all sweaty. This has no totemic status. There are grim results. This was not a well-judged narrative. This was not a delirious delight. There is no nuanced quietude just bad vfx.

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