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On Becoming A God In Central Florida 1x03+Prodigal Son 2x01+Extant 2x09&2x10 Reviewed 👎👎

A Positive Spin!

Dogmatism trumps kindness in FAM. Krystal has an intense and lonely existence. Krystal wants to lay bare FAM's depravity and then she doesn't. FAM has an asphyxiating dogma. There is mercilessly focused scorn. Cody's dad is in jail and won't let him see him. Cody is a true believer.

There is irascibility and a culture of grievance. FAM is plaitudinous. This has major deficiencies. Krystal steals hot dogs to survive. Krystal has a poaching fine to pay. Cody is too ignorant to function. There are temptations and expectations. This was bad.

Julie Benz shows up briefly again. Travis had a sad secret. Oh holy hell, Travis really bought into FAM: literally. FAM is all consequences be damned. Krystal fears a vehement backlash. There are thoughts and opinions and social culture and self inflicted damage. There are difficult circumstances.

Krystal has a collective burden. FAM feels no responsibility for the havoc they cause and no responsibility to protect. Krystal is distraught and beleaguered. FAM ruins families and does not like adverse comments. Paula Abdul is listened to. FAM brainwashes families. This was hollow and woeful and there is inefficiency.

There is a secret and hypocrisy and dishonesty and no sincerity or integrity. A man screams. Cody is not disarmingly convincing. Nobody is gracious. This was bizarre. Reporters lurk. FAM has a reign of terror. FAM nuts are intractable. This was not ruminative or droll or very important.

Krystal questions the structures she has chosen to live, work and create with. There are contentious issues and negative reactions. Krystal makes a speech. This was fairly disastrous and mortifying. There are ethical demotions. Nobody cares about the dispossession of the poor. Krystal wants cachet and goodwill.

There are ideological midpoints.Krystal is wry and there is deceptive power. People are beleguered. There is no scrutiny. A poor parrot dies. FAM try to murder someone. There is randomness and craven sops.

Best Lines:

“People are terrified of no.”

“My house or jail.”

“Volunteering yourself as my target.”

“Crush your no.”

“I can't live in the stockroom forever.”

"Little less Benetton.”

“Suburban outreach.”

“People that live in cul de sacs.”

“Let me feel your yes!”

“I don't need your pity right now.”

“Wanted to believe so bad.”

“Hip hop youth but with a positive spin.”

“He's a crazy person.”

“Going broke for a lie.”

“Roach closet.”

“Had to throw out the tv!”

“Up my crack.”

“I know things.”

“Public loves a kook.”

“Shot em in the face!”

“Access to people.”

“Alligator widow lady.”

It's All In The Execution

Did TPTB just retool the show and cancel out all of the season 1 cliffhanger? This was not erudite. This was glaringly obvious. Having a serial killer for a father is Bright's key foundational story, psycho dad's legacy remains to this day. Didn't psycho dad escape? I guess not. Why are TPTB playing this for spectral camp?

Dastardly psycho dad giggles and prances. The killer sister acts like she never murdered anyone. Why is the sister always getting away with her crap? The mother annoys. Covid is mentioned. This was abysmal and so far removed from logic. This was flagrantly annoying. There are no multifarious possibilities. This was perplexing and one has no ethusiasm for this. There is no blood.

Who has their own private guillotine? Psycho dad briefly has a roommate. Psycho dad plays Bright who asked him for help to get rid of the lame season 1 big bad's body. Psycho dad is malevolent and inescapable. This was incompetence. This was ephemeral. This was not stirring or absorbing and not a recipe for tragedy. There is no excitment or subtlety.

There is no suspense or action or jeopardy. A mush mouth baddie attacks. There is no intrigue. There are reverberating effects from psycho dad. This was not plausible and there is SJW crap.

Best Lines:

“Ledge stuff.”

“That's not weird.”

“Get boltcutters and water.”

“Shower time not nearly as lively as I'd been led to believe.”

“A strain of French oak that's been extinct for over a century.”

“Fatal arts.”

“What's beneath us?”

“Sex dungeon.”

“Go ahead: crawl right in.”

“Miserable old bastard.”

“Giving off murdery vibes.”

The Other Side

Molly's dying of the dying. Where is Molly's father?!? Molly hallcinates her father. JD is a big deal in his own mind. TPTB try to redeem Julie – too late. Hybrids attack. FFS.

Don't Shoot The Messenger

Lucy rebels. Ethan gets a hard shutdown. Tobias dies. Molly gets a message from John. Why am I watching this crap?

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