October 21st, 2019


The Name Of The Rose 1x02 + 21 Jump Street 2x11 Reviewed 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅

The Name Of The Rose 1x02

A naked woman is abused and burnt as a witch. FFS. Monks blather. Aldo trips. This was crap.

Christmas In Saigon

IA reveal that Ioki has lied about his name, his ethnicity and his past. There is overacting and Ioki reveals he is a Vietnamese refugee from Saigon. People are racist and this was exasperatingly dull and muddled.

Best Lines:

“North or south?”

“They were all bad.”

“They ran 'Combat' on tv in Vietnam?”

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Trailers, Quotes & Stuff

'Evil' 1x05 promo


'Greener Grass' trailer


'Supergirl/Arrow/The Flash' promo


'Watchmen' promo


I am done with 'Space: 1999'.

'Who Killed Garrett Phillips?' was infuriating.

I wasn't my ex's emotional priority.

What's a kumquat?

'Sky News' Quote:

“Reject the premise of your question.”

'Kong: Skull Island' Quotes:

“What lands here tends to stay here.”

“Did we win?”

“Which one?”

'Splash' Quote:

“I'm alright if anyone's concerned.”

'The Sunday Times' Quotes:

“Come across not so much as the ravings of a madman but as key parts of a core belief system.”

“Cumulative extremism.”

“You don't want to invite unwanted attention.”

“The raw wood, backless-stool aesthetic.”

“Cultural authenticity.”

“Every former Prime Minister and President is in jail, or exile.”

“Reacted with suspicion and caution.”

“How dare you intrude on my grief?”

“A big funeral is a mark of a family's standing in the community.”

“Dressing gown covered in my own puke.”

“Watching people having sex on his snooker table was often ruined by his worry that the baize would stain.”

“Bikinied-up boat meat.”

“Saw themselves as appointed to reverse it.”

“Set about with a T-sqaute.”

“What's an album in 2019?”

“I took a hose to one gun.”


“Wilful denial.”

“Full of ghastly dropouts, bums.”

“Squalid, sleazy and ultimately murderous cult.”

“Retreat from society.”

'Virgin Media News' Quote:

“Phantom voting.”

'Zomboat!' Quotes:

“Rebound shag!”

“'World War Z', '28 Days Later'.”

“Prepare yourself for disappointment.”

“I don't want to facilate your unhealthy realtionship cycle.”

“She was wrong for him!”

“Evil lying internet catfish.”

“Long story, horrible story.”

'RT' Quote:

“Sleep standing up in a sleeping bag.”

'The Irish Times' Quotes:

“Social isolation.”

“Breeding potential.”

“Grazing market.”

“Contrived panic.”


Movie Reviews: 93 Days + The Haunting Of Briar House + Wounds + Hot Pursuit 🤮😷🤮🤒🤒🤮😷🤮

93 Days (2016)

Ebola arrives in Lagos in 2014 in this true story. Danny Glover is in this. People have deep concern as Ebola spreads. There do not seem to be isolation facilities or equipment. How do the Ebola patients charge their iphones? Someone rips their wig off. There are no sheets on the Ebola patients beds. A doctor's face mask fogs up and people die but some live. This was very very worthy.

Best Lines:

“Public health is not for me.”

“When is it not terrible?”

“Problem developing here.”

“New viruses would crawl out of the jungle.”

“Index patient.”

“I wish my father was wrong.”

“Doomsday scenario.”

“Willing to allow to happen?”


“Died of a terrible disease.”

“Sick and terrified man.”

The Haunting Of Briar House (2015)

This was contrived and stupid and made by the pathologically talentless.

Wounds (2019)

Armie Hammer goes nuts or something. A barkeep (Hammer) gets weird customers in his grotty bar. A phone is left behind and there is creepy stuff on it. This was baffling and farcical. Is there Lovecraftian stuff? Why don't the health department close him down? There are roaches and Dakota Johnson. This was bad.

Hot Pursuit (2015)

Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara do buddy comedy. It reeks of sexism and bad jokes and try hardness.

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