September 11th, 2019


Movie Review: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)

Tom Cruise beats up people and possibly has a kid. Tom Cruise annoys and is comfortless and gets away with everything. There is a boarding school but no strong narrative structure or thematic thread. This was an unforgivable misfire. This was a clunker that was wholly superficial.
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'Catherine The Great' promo


Best Line:

“I will not share my throne with anyone.”

Skinny chips – nice.

'Hollywood Wives: The New Generation' (2001) was bad.

I don't think I'll read 'Tidelands'.

I'll review 'Class Trip II'.

Who saw 'Hope Floats' or 'The Long Firm'?

'Virgin Media News' Quote:

“The EU moves as a whole.”

'RTE News' Quote:

“Our country and yours.”

'TVNow' Quote:

“(Unfair) reputation.”

'A Simple Favor' Quotes:

“Meatless meatballs.”

“Lots of people own helium tanks.”

“Mother of three wound up with her head in a trash can.”

“Not a normal person like you or me.”

“Born rotten.”

“Thankless business.”

“Big blonde arson twins.”

“Abusive failed novelist.”

'The Irish Times' Quotes:

“Hasn't gone to a party or an event or met up with anyone in years,”

“Changes in his academic achievement and personality over the past few years have been extraordinary.”

“Goes along with rules.”

“Want their demands met immediately.”

“Partaken of the flesh of a large pig bitten by a rabid dog.”

“Large quantity of maggots.”

“Deprecated the system of fountains as leading to immorality.”

“Filthy impurities.”

“Wasn't being grateful.”

“Talking threateningly.”

“Diseases we had consigned to the history books are now making a comeback.”

“Ethics inquiry.”

“Wholesale displacement of socio and cultural uses.”

“Doesn't look to be anything positive on the horizon.”

“Fearful poison.”

“Managed to lose more parliamentary votes in a week than Tony Blair did in 10 years.”

“Harbinger of disease.”

“Certifiably lazy-”

“None were immune from accusation and condemnation.”

“Whose voice is strained from screaming through his loud-hailer.”

“Takes effort to maintain such a low standard.”

'Tales From The Darkside' Quote:

“Is it if now?”

'Midsomer Murders' Quotes:

“He invented modern English prose.”

“Glorious things on these shelves.”

“How much?”

“A lot.”

“Scour the world.”

“An unclean vessel for the god's revelation.”

“Absurd faith.”

“Distilled nonsence.”

“Push you like a slug.”

“You're not worthy to touch.”

“You know what he was!”

“Risked his soul to save.”

“Everything I did for this.”

“Book of power. Hidden for centuries.”

'RT' Quote:

“Very concering.”

'Channel 4 News' Quotes:

“Brexit party's fox has been shot.”

“Sacked by tweet.”

“Fervour with which they offer praise.”

“Retched violently.”

“Not giving a toss interview.”

“Gilead doesn't last.”

“Can't be ejected for causing a disturbance because you aren't saying anything.”

“Talking about the agenda since the 80s.”

“Freedom from.”

“Meet in a field somewhere.”

'Earth: Final Conflict' Quote:

“Not exactly the thank you he had in mind.”

'BBC News' Quote:

“Pretty grim.”

'8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut' Quotes:

“Vibrant wife swapping communities.”

“I don't have any truck with that.”

“That sounds like the sort of thing a psychopath would write in blood on a wall.”

On 'Hollyoaks': Mercedes is knocked up and waves a piss covered pregnancy test.

Sergio Balleseros

AndTheSeaWillTell (1991) Part 4 + Being Human (2008) + Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina 2x06 Reviewed

And The Sea Will Tell (1991) Part 4

She's acquitted. The acting is bad. Since this was made, Buck was paroled and he never implicated her. Her lawyer tended to speak in manifestos.

Best Lines:

“Big hunk of a loser.”

“If I'm innocent how come Mac and Muff are dead?”

Being Human (2008)

In this original BBC3 pilot Goerge is said to have an IQ of 156. Adrain Lester overacts as Herrick. Also Annie and Mitchell are played by different (and bad) actors. Claire Foy plays George's ex who he abandoned. This shows how the vampire, werewolf and ghost ended up sharing a flat.

This is an origins ep. A petition and the collapse of the proposed 'Phoo Action' show got this to series. Annie seems thick. George's ex has a violent new boyfriend. This was wearyingly leaden. George mans up to scare the girlfriend thumping creep away. Annie mentions the Men With Sticks And Rope in the afterlife.

There is no bloody Nina. Annie's selfish. The vampires plan to take over. This was a monumental failure. This was bad and tends toward the tedious. The characters brought down calamity on themselves and didn't the show end with the devil causing the apocalypse?

Best Lines:

“How did you die?”


“Lady shaped guests.”

“You'd be better in a fight.”

“Doesn't turn into 'The Littlest Hobo' once a month.”


“Any happiness we have is borrowed.”

“Said it was like in films.”

Chapter Seventeen: The Missionaries

Witch hunters show up. Sabrina's been expelled? I forgot. Prudence overacts. Luke's dead. Who was Luke? Ambrose annoys. There is justifiable annoyance. This was ludicrous and dull. Roz, Harvey and Theo aren't too fond of Sabrina. She has no care for anything. Sabrina the satan worshipper wonders why Roz and Harvey are suspicious of her? WTF?!?

People polemicise. Nick was expelled? I forgot. I don't care about Sabrina and her emotional woes. Prudence is scathing. Witches have an appalling legacy. One has become less engaged with this. People have a refusal to engage effectively. Salem is seen. This was utter absurdity. There is rigid reasoning.

Lady Satan is served a meal she will never forget. This was incompetent and ineffective. How did the witch hunters get into the academy? The witch hunters are angels? Did Lady Satan kill her familiar again? I've total disregard for this. There is acrimony and bad judgement and the ghost children wouldn't go to heaven. One feels visceral anger at how stupid and boring this is.

Best Lines:

“Gruel again?”

“Rewards have been less than I expected.”

“Not really weclome there anymore.”

“Contemplate your fate in the abyss.”

“Witches don't cure people, they curse people.”

“Lick the bones clean and toss em at him.”

“She left. Again.”

“You should not have come to this place.”

“Name one good thing she's done.”

“They have no mercy to give.”