July 24th, 2019

Sergio Balleseros

Trailer, Quotes & Stuff 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥🕶👓🕶👓🕶👓🕶👓🕶👓🥚🥚🥚☀

'Batwoman' teaser

Everyone gets a tattoo.

Bendicks mints – yum.

Candied cherry – nice.

Candied clemintine – tastes like marmalade.

Apple filled pancake – yum.

I have bitterness about my ex's apathy to the real life consequences he caused. I am particularly bitter. I feel deep dislike for my ex. He just ceased to be here. My ex completely rejected me. Is the breach well nigh irreparable?

What are collard greens, turnip cake, potato nests or apricot gel?

Who saw 'Big Night'?

I'd try jasmine tea.

They're rebooting 'Blade'.

Read a 'Veronica Mars' spoiler – about damn time!

Who recalls the 'Scream' or 'Twilight Where Darkness Begins' horror book series from the 1990s?

'TVNow' Quote:

“Society doesn't validate the way you look and behave.”

'Diagnosis Murder' Quote:

“She's dead and gone and good riddance.”

'The Sunday Business Post' Quotes:

“Gathering point for people that drink socially.”

“Deadly nocturnal intent.”

“Behaviour they are said to incite.”

“Serious, unpleasant problems.”

“Highlighted a social problem.”

“Hostile architecture.”

“Moral sense.”

“Social destination.”

“Powerhosing them with increasing vigour of late.”

“Urban drain.”

“Feel the full weight of their shame.”

“Dreading the inevitable day.”

“Stop your nonsense,”

“Be thankful that men are paying attention.”

“I don't know the intentions of the person infringing on my space.”

“She has so embarrassed when she found out that shag meant something different across the Atlantic, that she refused to come out of the kitchen.”

“Of attention paid and attention sought.”


“Inattention invites attention.”

“Failed to forsee every other big political event of the last decade-”

“Reporting individuals who arouse suspicion.”

“Creation of suspect communities.”

'The Irish Times' Quotes:

On the surface, he appeared to be my rock.”

“Willing to betray those closest to him in the pursuit of that power.”

“Expect civil unrest.”


“Demented rules.”

“Have him shamed.”

“Trust and deep connection.”

“Intimacy consequences.”

“Protective pseudonym.”

'Grace And Frankie' Quotes:

“Do you think she'll still like us?”

“No. But we have enough friends.”

“Does he smell like a cat?”

“I'm not damaged.”

“Being your friend is toxic.”

“Kissing ex-convicts at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.”

'Dr Phil' Quotes:

“Threaten to burn something.”

“Impulse not resisted.”

“She shouldn't have pissed me off.”

“Get control of your home.”

“His ex-wife was not dead!”


“Active vicious way to treat somebody.”

“Four kids that you know about.”

There is general illogicality on 'Hollyoaks'. Though they did kill off Harry. YAY! John-Paul is coming back, again. BOO!

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Book Reviews: Thomas Cromwell + Dark Congress 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

Thomas Cromwell by Diarmaid MacCulloch

This biography is printed in very small type. Cromwell rose from lowly origins to carry out audacious stratagems in the Tudor court. He has had a low reputation ever since. This was a sadly dull tale of the rise and fall and ill fortune of Cromwell. Sadly it is so dull.

Best Lines:

“Birth surname.”

“Neither of the subsequent Richards could be counted a success.”

“Profound sense of divine favour.”

“Much enjoyed spending money.”

“More intelligence than the average product of hereditary rule.”

“Impeccable royal lineage.”

“Dynastic asset.”

“Continued to please the King.”

“Solemn papal curses, which Henry VII acknowledged with due reverence and completely ignored.”

“A master who beyond a certain point was almost impossible to serve successfully.”

“A former menial servant who had been moving his mother's wardrope around only a few years before.”

“With whom his acquaintance would both deepen and darken.”

“He pursued to the death anyone who challenged his family's grasp on the crown, either by their actions or by merely existing.”

“Encouraged in their malice.”

“Turn relationships into adversarial contests,”

“Anne was safely in the grave.”

“Whose soul God pardon.”

“Had never enjoyed legal existence.”

“In what was increasingly obvious house arrest.”

“No slouch when it came to the staging of screaming rows.”

“Personal confrontations.”

“Unassailable public role.”

“Defiant statement.”

“Enemies for life.”

“Remarkable staying power in the King's affections relied on his pliable charm and Henry's warm memories.”

“Lacked the administrative abilities required for celebrations in a brewery, let alone governing a kingdom.”

“Only person in the realm who could have got away with such open hostility.”

“In a understandably self-pitying though not inaccurate list of all the people who hated him.”

“Ill-defined duties.”

“Gilded custody.”

“Importunate clamour.”

“Ladies of lurid reputation.”

“No more triumphs for her.”

“Dishonourable mention.”

Bad Buffy The Vampire Slayer Novel

Dark Congress


Batman 3x25&3x26+Waco 1x04+STDS9 6x18+Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Review, part 2+I Am Nicola ☀

The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra

There are no more triumphs for this show. The duo live hectic lives as a new moral degenerate is in town, engaging in suspicious behaviour. This show was not long-enduring. This show did not have the ending of its choice. This was not well wrought. A woman sins in public. This was a pretentious shambles.

There is no terrifying menace. One feels mounting weariness. This ep was of little account. Robin still has boisterous charm and Batman is still into self-glorification and over-assertions. Barbara is bilious. This was illogical and this show ceased to be of significance in season 2. Season 3 was exceptionally callow. Batman has windbaggery.

This show had a brief but dramatic dominace. People do ethically dubious things. Batman invented the mobile phone. This was laughably feeble and impressively bad. The baddie is brutally unkind. O'Hara wonders who the person who answers the batphone is. The baddies are attention craving lunatics. The script is borderline piteous.

People are serenly uncurious about the scientific horrors unleashed in this total failure of an ep. Batgirl is the most useless creasture who ever walked the earth. Big bads lurk. The latest unstable loner in town is a trout faced harridan into shudder inducing atrocities. Alfred has automatic support for Bruce's stupidity. I detest the mention of Batgirl. I've an low opinion of this interminable ep. Ida Lupino guest starred.

Best Lines:

“Junior bird man.”

“To the alley!”

“I'm getting flat!”

“What a pity.”

“She looks very pretty when she's asleep.”

“I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum.”

Minerva, Mayhem And Millionaires

This is the final ever ep. Such a miserable end. A baddie (Zsa Zsa Gabor) does disfavour and she has wilfulness and disregard for decent conduct. She's ridiculous, unjust and cruel. Bruce is bitterly opposed to evil. The baddie does self-destructive intrigues. There are no greater things in this.

Robin is Batman's trusty and well-beloved sidekick. Minerva thinks Robin is Batman's son. Batman said he'd be proud if Robin was his son. Then why not adopt him?!?! There are no charismatic interventions. Batman gurns. This was tedious but Robin does have an interesting reaction when called Batman's son.

This is a self-inflicted catastrophe which causes a profound sense of disappointment. There is ill fortune and Robin gets punched in the face. It being the 60s, I'm sure no one ever asked why Bruce Wayne's ward had mysterious injuries. The baddie has unfeeling glee and Batgirl runs off in her sparkly purple Batgirl suit. The power dynamic between Batman and Robin is never ever addressed.

Best Lines:

“Meet me in the alley behind the spa.”

“I'll meet you in the alley in a moment.”

“I try to keep pretty active with falconry and spelunking.”

“To the Batpoles, Dick.”

“Altough I'd be proud if he were, this is not my son.”

Of Milk And Men

The ATF are consistently awful and make things worse. They are without a single redeeming feature and use TANKS against the group. There are liberal opportunities for shouting. The AFT/FBI are scum. They eat junk food while laughing about starving the group. The FBI sniper who shot Vicki Weaver at Ruby Ridge tries to kill somoene. The FBI/ATF lie on tv about the group. Reporters mock the group and don't create goodwill. This was dull.

Best Lines:

“Judgement word.”

“What we did to deserve all this?”

“Make em look too normal.”


Section 31 debut as they look for a Dominion spy on DS9. Bashir becomes the prime and only suspect. Where is the JAG? There is some seriously bad acting in this ep. People don't trust Bashir. There is an idiot twist. This was okay.

Best Line:

“Was I alone in solitary?”

Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Review, part 2

I watched 3x06&3x07. People ignore the interests of decency. Joel is full of extreme petulance and Shelia does heartless rejoicing and is protected from the consequences of that. There is a decay of morality. There is no reasoned discourse. This was profoundly unserious ineptitude.

This was unimaginatively done. There is unspeakable chicanery. The brat daughter is ever more annoying and given to disastrous misjudgement. This was absolutely ludicrous. There is no steadfastness. The daughter gets concern and raises questions. People deliberately seek to mislead. There are no amicable resolutions. There are harmful impacts. This drives the joy and spontaneity out.

Best Lines:

“I love being a prop in other peoples lives.”

“Dig a murder hole.”

“Falling backwards into his own murder hole.”

“Frame a fish for murder.”

“Leads his undead army as it eats its way through America.”

“The FBI are just fancy cops."

“I dug it out of the trash after my mom threw it out.”

“I'd like to not be there anymore.”

“You're still grounded from your last bombing.”

“Put a bag on your head until you cried.”

I Am Nicola (2019)

Vicky McClure stars in this tale of domestic abuse. It's emotional not physical. This was depressing.

Best Lines:

“Bastard door.”

“You, you, you all the time.”


Movie Review: Big Stone Gap + Northern Lights + Doomsday 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡

Big Stone Gap (2014)

Ashley Judd and Patrick Wilson star in this dreck which is not a tantalising prospect.

Northern Lights (2009)

This is the TV movie on which LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian blew up their marriages and and which was a career buster for them. This was not truly wonderful and is full of unpleasant characters. A character is a drunk slut. There is bad acting and yearning.

This was wearisome, the characters have nothing interesting to say or do in this non emotionally engaging film. This is desperate to entertain and be liked. This takes place in a place of little note and crashes in ignominy. There are multiple misfortunes and unpleasant suprises. This was rank idiocy.

Best Lines:

“Did not remember him fondly.”

“Live with regret.”

“Imagine, snow in Alaska.”

“I swear to god I will run you over!”

“Drop you like a sick animal.”

Doomsday (2008)

From the director of 'Dog Soliders' come this post-apoc 'horror' which is not a good and godly thing.

Best Lines:

“The barricades won't hold out much longer.”

“Combat model.”

“Purged the likes of you.”

“Social order decayed.”

“Help that did not come.”

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