Thy Soul Instructed
Jace is under a demon’s mind control. Valentine’s sins live on after him. Neither Jace nor Clary are reflective as they’re deceptive. An actress fails to enunciate. Luke is disrespected by a monotone actress. Who cares about Simon? He doesn’t have embattled isolation - no matter what people say.
There is ridiculous dialogue and pitiless cruelty. Simon isn’t a despised outsider, just a burdensome bore. Jace and Clary have no erotic tension. Alec thinks Jace is mentally ill. Isn’t Izzy cold walking around NY in a denim bra and a coat made of holes? Jace has passionate language. How do all the vampires know martial arts?
An obviously plastic stake is wielded. A vampire wears a crushed velvet dress. Bane sleazes. People underestimate danger. A vampire is in peril in his pants. There is bad green screen. Vampires are socially dangerous and not intellectually assured. There is dysfunction. The plot is frustratingly unclear. People are deranged. This leaves you dissatisfied.
There is no looming possibility of improvement. Disillusion is stoked. Crimes are covered up. No wonder this show wasn’t hugely popular. It’s full of negative stereotypes. Who is Simon’s dodgy roommate? Jace is frightened and vulnerable. This was not gripping, it was tepid.
“No you’re not!”
“The worst offence possible.”
“Shadowhunters don’t date mundane.”
“Who is the owl demon?”
“The cells are no longer mundane.”
“I rose from the dead, I can find an apartment.”
Stronger Than Heaven
Kyle the dodgy roommate does nothing of interest. People are irrationally angry. Bane is stupid. Werewolves are culturally difficult. Jace is increasingly unstable. Bane has noxious hauteur. Demon woman wants a spell to erase Jace’s love for Clary. There are no noble interior motives.
There is tactical alignment. Demon woman is brutal and cynical. There are no moral statements. Alec wants to move in with Bane but Bane rejects the idea. There is no truth-questing, learning, debate or critique. This was gloomy and misleading things are said. This needs to be livelier.
Clary tells Luke what happened with the angel but not Alec. This was not powerfully dramatic with focus and intensity. Nobody has endearing qualities. I feel no profound affection for this. Kyle has darker motives. Clary has deep disquiet. This was not subtle or thoughtful. Things are dark, unpleasant and uncertain. This was inauspicious. There is no raw emotion. This not joyful or uplifting. Luke’s sister lives in the woods and faces a loss of association.
I wish Simon would shut up. Jace no longer loves Clary now due to the potion. They all live chaotic lives. Simon’s a tool. There are emotional consequences and pernicious insinuations. There is no decency or respect. An angel shows up and is killed by a demon thing. This whole show is a frownathon. One feels scornful about this ep.
Emotional damage is ignored. There is no ethical effort. There is no moral particularism. This was not mirthful. The idiots face a threat to fundamental civilisational heritage. There is will and desperation. Will Luke shut up? Alec goes through Bane’s box and Bane manipulates Alec come more. Bane is all deliberately inflammatory unreasonableness. Simon has bitter entitlement. This ep was paltriness. Bane really got around.
“Some deranged cult.”
“Face a greater evil than you realise.”
La Dolce Vita
Paul III is in peril. There are boring flashbacks to his reckless partying, drugging and drinking. Paul III was bad friend. He then realised his ‘friends’ only hung out with him for the Getty fortune he doesn’t have and rides off on his vespa. Paul III was a jerk. Did Gail live in Italy? I’m confused. Paul III came up with the idea for his own kidnapping? Paul III got people killed and was too lazy to get a damn job.
Paul III had cold turkey and so escaped from his ‘captors’ to party and now he’s in the hands of really bad people. He’s so stupid, workshy and lazy you don’t care.
“You think cocaine is free?”
The Crossing 1x10&1x11
The Androcles Option
Who built the time machine and why? The doctor wants to use Reece to her advantage. Jude overlooks that no matter what he wants in the future, humanity will be wiped out by the Apex. I’ve no incentive to care about this. I’ve a negative assessment of this ep. The mystery woman works with 200 year old technology aka Jude’s laptop.
Why don’t they let the first arrivals kill Reece? She’s a genocidal criminal! She deserves the vindictive treatment! This ep isn’t impossibly heartbreaking. This ep was not distinctive or intelligent or gritty or soulful or bleakly beautiful or chilling or satisfying or beautifully written. Jude yells. The yobbo is unusually passionate about Hannah. He gets shocked.
Noah plots murder. Reece does not court pity. Jude needs to shut his mouth. He roundly insults everyone. How desperate were people in the future that their last dread alternative was time travel? Where is Jude’s son? There is no searing honesty. Eve is divorced? Jude ignores the huge implications of Apex. Reece is all malice and venom. This was peculiarly unrewarding.
Eve reveals she had Paul’s child. Doesn’t Jude have a job to be doing? I wish Reece would shut up about Leah, she’s not her daughter. Reece is a murderer. The violent loser yobbo mumbles. People are stupid. Reece is ungrateful. The doctor wants to live.
“I can’t let you become like me. The beginning of Apex is the end of the human race. And I cannot let you bring that into this time.”
“Shaped the future.”
“You betrayed all of us.”
These Are The Names
Jude has a vision of the Apex taking his son. Jude is unjustly hostile. This show was not pretty enduring for a reason. There is no reasoned opinion. I feel abhorrence for Jude. Where did mystery woman go? Jude helps the detainees run off to somewhere. Suddenly there is snow. Jude knows how to provoke. Noah’s hard work and dedication come to naught. This was not staggeringly prescient.
Jude has no moral grounds to do anything. The milieu bores. Jude doesn't find the coming of Apex to be deeply concerning. There are no high emotional IQs. There are traumatic outcomes. Why is everyone such a tool? There is no creeping dread. There is violence and Reece doesn’t have a real good relationship with the law. The yobbo whines and this ep was futile.
How did the camp burn down? Nobody bothered to get the predictions of the future translated? I feel an abhorrence for Jude and Reece. Jude has a distain for rules. Reece has a murderous rage and neither of them give a second thought to the doctor. She could be dead for all they care. In fact the doctor has cured herself at a haunting cost - she is patient zero for Apex. The nightmare history will unfold again.
What are the escapees up to? Eve plots. Jude gives purposeful encouragement to a generically modified genocidal war criminal. Reece is convinced she’s right, which means she no moral limits and everything she does is rationalised as necessary. Reece has a gooby attitude and no gracious appreciation. She’s unburdened by her past actions. This ep leaves you dispirited. I wish Jude would drop dead. He gets away with his crap and I hate him.
Jude does not have the moralistic high ground. Sense is ruthlessly abandoned. Reece reacts with fury to everything and parades her achievements. Why did Noah and co want the detainees dead? Season 2 is set up. Of course, this was axed so that never happened. How did Noah have Rachel? Jude does calculated gestures of distain. Why isn’t he arrested? Hannah doesn’t pay for her sins and neither does yobbo.
This whole situation was avoidable. Leah can read Apex? She read Jude’s name in the history? I hate this ep and this show with a vehement passion. What about Eve’s plan to kill people with the Apex marker? Where did the locket with yobbo’s photo in it come from? Sadly Hannah does not die after being electrocuted. FFS. Why is Jude important? Why was this show so bad?
“You don’t make any real decisions.”
“Share a distain for my front gate.”
“Doesn’t use good judgement.”
“The evil is you.”
“About what’s coming.”
“You don’t know what the world will become.”
“She wrote the future on the wall.”
“This is not going to end well.”
American Vandal 2x01-2x03
A catholic school faces threats from the turd burglar. Chicken finger Monday went bad due to the school lemonade being doctored. The turd burglar taunts the students with more poo related ‘pranks’. The documentary makers from season 1 are famous now and look into how fingers were pointed as to the identity of the turd burglar. There is mumbling and a confession by Kevin, a bullied kid. This was okay.
“I wore tights. I really wish I hadn’t.”
“Serial pool pisser.”
“This school has secrets.”
“I grabbed a trashcan.”
“Wasn’t the work of spoiled fish sticks.”
“Who is the turd burglar?”
“Old people die on the toilet all the time.”
“He had friends before that.”
Weird kid Kevin says his confession was forced. Kevin’s been expelled and placed on house arrest. The school threw Kevin under the bus. A poop piñata took place. The poo incidents affected morale. Is there a normalisation of dishonesty at the school? There are uneasy questions. Kevin is not pitiable and he has an image problem. This was all inconsequentiality. Was Kevin bullied? Is the purported truth only a semi-sound argument? Was Kevin susceptible to pressure?
The only brownout incident wasn’t caused by a laxative? There is a Juul mention. Who called the police on skip day? This was not as good as 2x01. A new suspect pops up.
“Not so hard to believe now.”
“No one screams like that for candy!”
“Doesn’t care for me or my life choices.”
“Weird on purpose.”
“You can even get a detention for chewing gum.”
“How is that a legal confession of guilt?”
“Boiled down gummy bears and poured them into the lemonade dispenser.”
“Has to be sausage jalapeño.”
“Sri Lankan Cinnamon.”
Leaving A Mark
Is the school’s basketball star DeMarcus Tillman the turd burglar? As social analysis, this is the opposite of sensationally good.
“I look down at people with love.”