September 20th, 2018

Traveler

Trust 1x02+Shadowhunters 3x01-3x03+AHS Cult 7x10&7x11+Supernatural 13x23+The Crossing 1x04-1x06

Lone Star
Brendan Fraser takes centre stage as Getty’s fixer. Paul III’s mother has an abusive new husband. Paul Sr and Paul II don’t care. Paul II is wanted by Italian police. Paul Sr is cold and Brendan Fraser is on an intrepid expedition to find the truth of what’s going on. Paul III was and is an out of control 16 year old. The trashy twins have a dramatic argument with the mob and people think Paul III faked his kidnapping. People are unable to make rational decisions. Paul Sr’s mistress cheats. Paul III’s mother has perseverance. One feels hatred and contempt for Paul II. Serious consequences seem ready to unfold. Paul III’s mother talks to a living statue. This was dull.

Best Line:
“That I didn’t know.”

“This place is mine. Effectively. Eventually.”

“No judgement.”

“A lack of concern there.”

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On Infernal Ground
Clary is in Idris becoming a full Shadowhunter. Jonathan and his ‘mother’ plot. Clary lies, so much for shared values. Will Tudor prances. Jace visits the graves of his real parents. They’re in the cemetery of the disgraced. An irritating bitch bothers Luke. There is no narrative momentum. This show no longer follows the books. Magnus is no longer high warlock, he is plain trash. This is not an uncomplicated pleasure.

Clary picks her signature weapon. Izzy is the weapon’s master. Jace hallucinates. Simon sings. Yet another new actress plays the Seelie queen. Nymphets harass Simon. TPTB have an adherence to being dull and annoying. This does not fuel interest to see more. The dire consequences of Clary’s wish go on. Clary learns she picked her dead parents weapons. Things are ill-taken. This ep causes huge indifference.

There are bad risk judgments and decision making. Bloodshed is provoked. I don’t care about the fairies. This was not bleak, depressing or fraught. It was a truly horrid ep. Why is everyone lying? This was not really complex or powerful. Things need to ratchet up. What is the vampire up to? Very traumatic things are shrugged off.

Best Lines:
“Guardians of peace.”

“Mundane finding out about the Shadowworld. It always ends badly. Especially for them.”

“Not since Mr Bowie, has the Seelie world been so entertained.”

“I know you’re lying.”

“Bring me my virtuous disciples.”

The Powers That Be
There is mumbling, magic gone awry and Simon’s a manipulative tool and a selfish whiner. People are negatively affected and Bane reveals he is half demon. There is babbling about ley lines, bilious accusations, evil intentions, negative opinions and this is not a brilliant piece of drama. There are nefarious offences and an awkward restaurant scene from season 2 ‘Charmed’ is ripped off.
People are evilly passive aggressive, into dirty looks and being huge pricks and condescending dicks. This was depressingly unrealistic and meaningless. Simon is a huge dickhead into slut shaming. There is suspicious reasoning.

Best Lines:
“I strangled him with an extension cord.”
“Wonderful.”

What Lies Beneath
Jace is sad. Luke is stupid. Luke is purposefully shrill and obnoxious and not intimidating. Simon is a puppet of black magic. This show is a repetitive hellscape in which TPTB replay the same scenarios with minor differences between them. This was incredibly lazy. Who’s the vampire girl? This defies all logic. Nobody is humble or charming. This was really silly and people act without remorse. There is no encroaching sense of dread. I don’t know what is going on or why and do not care.

Best Lines:
“Allowed him to sleep with our women.”

“The owl is Jonathan.”

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Charles (Manson) In Charge
In flashback Kai slapped a sneery mouthy bitch, then he got a purpose from his anger management coach. In the now, Kai unravels and obsesses about Charles Manson. Kai’s imperative was to annoy. Ally intimidates Winter, with serenity. Kai ignores the damage he’s doing to himself and his own reputation. There is no moral ethos. Kai’s followers are spiteful. He’s unashamedly messianic. The terrible consequences of Kai’s decisions go on.

Kai is the subject of national fascination. The insecure and desperate for approval Gary has Kai’s ire turned on him. Ally and Winter look not very nicely at each other. Kai plans disruptive change and expresses his frustration. Beverly Hope is loose. Kai plans a permanent disruption of the community. Kai’s dangerous delusions take on even more creepy overtones. Ally is worse than worthless. Kai has no adoring loyalty and is epically unsuited to politics.

Kai is full of unreasonable arguments and dubious assumptions and a savage ideological approach. Kai and Winter’s traumatic family secrets have unwelcome consequences. Ally plans reparative justice. Kai is not thrillingly dangerous. He’s brashly arrogant and extremely hostile and horrifically macho. He’s viscerally repulsive. There is no purity of intent. Kai is full of evil and rage and plots horrific assaults, as he displays angry behaviour.

Approval of Kai is limited. Ally’s awful objective goes on. This show has ever-heightening absurdity. Ally is a fumbler and a bumbler with the personality of a damp rage. Kai has a villainous resting expression and a menacing visage. Kai is not patient, faithful or honest. Kai’s incompetent and deadly. Kai has been lucky beyond any reasonable expectation. This was not uncompromising. This was not edgy or strange. Kai transposes meaning onto a possibly meaningless universe. Kai kills someone. A fateful decision.

Best Lines:
“One dead pretty lady.”

“So shocking, so culture shifting.”

“The more gruesome the better.”

“I’ve come to do the devil’s business.”

“Woman I have no mercy for you.”

“Leave a sign. Something witchy.”

“Looked like the village idiot.”

“I probably shouldn’t have killed you.”

“They worship you and they should.”

Great Again
In 2018: Kai’s buggin in jail. There is no mystical sheen. Kai’s beat up, he is not deeply competent. Ally’s disingenuous. Kai isn’t universally well received. Kai is openly distasteful. Kai caused no dramatic change as he demanded unreasonable things. Things changed and not entirely in ways that Kai anticipated. This was directed by Jennifer Lynch. Kai planned incalculable damage. Ally played at being pliant, patient and placatory.

In the past Beverly cracked up. She’s lost her vitality and spiritedness. There are life-altering consequences. The faltering Kai expressed irritation. Ally did a significant amount of damage to Kai and sent him into a profound crisis. Beverly’s misplaced faith has been to her detriment. Ally killed a guy, not that she paid for it or anyone else she killed. She has terrible calm. The FBI busted Kai and his cult. Beverly didn’t go to jail. Ally was doing a long con on Kai. She lied about Ivy’s murder and pinned it on Kai. Beverly knows what Ally did. Kai has a cult in jail. There is a twist. This was okay and what is Ally up to at the end?

Best Lines:
“A nice little girl in mourning.”

“Kill kits.”

“To be burned in the victory bonfire.”

“In service of his ego.”

“More corpses in our future.”

“You killed a kid with your dad’s Tesla driving drunk.”

~
Let The Good Times Roll
Who are all these people? They’ve brought Mary Winchester and Bobby back from apocalypse world. Groan. Oh FFS. Who is Jack? Sam mentions Trump is POTUS. Everyone overlooks the demonically possessed POTUS from a while back. The POTUS situation on this show makes no sense. Mary has nice skin and hair for someone from an apocalypse world.

Sam discusses “craziness” in the movie world. Oh classy TPTB, classy. Where have all the demons gone? TPTB need to refashion their values and behaviour. Why are Castiel and the gang killing werewolves? This show has systemic inertia. Some chick is dead. There are no pressing dilemmas. There is mumbling and this show has long since lost its allure. There is anger and despair and this is deeply demoralising. Jack tries to murder someone and that is shrugged off.

The sense of Dean and Sam’s perpetual impermance is gone. Where does Dean get ammo? How do they have money? TPTB hate change. There is no value set. Jack and Lucifer leave. But not for long. People do things for spurious reasons. There is an AU Michael? Why are archangels having a fistfight? There is no shattering grief over anything. So Jack is the antichrist? And Dean becomes Michael’s vessel to save him?!?

The long-dropped plot thread of Dean being Michael’s vessel is finally recalled. Dean does lots of shouting. He’s stupid. The angel-ed up Dean is hilariously stupid to watch. There is no moral guidance. Can Dean be the vessel for the AU Michael? There is no chill of possibility for season 14 with the negative consequences of Dean’s choice. Why didn’t Castiel stop Dean doing something so stupid?
There is no logical, plausible explanation for why Dean resorted to angelic confrontation. Is Lucifer dead? Is Jack still the antichrist?

Why should I care about Jack? Where is Benny? This was not indecently entreating. What about Lucifer’s vessel? Does Mary care about Dean at all? The Michael possessed Dean strolls off and wears a flat cap. We’ll see how long the Dean as Michael plotline lasts in season 14 as TPTB managed to screw up Dean dying and going to hell and getting possessed by a demon.

Best Lines:
“A movie where a girl goes all the way with a fish wins Best Picture. And that damn fool idijt from ‘The Apprentice’ is President.”

“He’s a bad person.”

“We’re not human, no matter how much we pretend to be.”

“The consensus is now?”

“You’re acting like a psycho.”

“I’ll check angel radio.”

“My brothers tried to kill me. A lot.”

“I know what you are.”

~
The Face Of Oblivion
Jude has wilfulness. Was the bird hit by the drone okay? The girl isn’t Reece’s daughter! Reece stole her! Why does nobody acknowledge this? Jude’s son is as dumb as him. This was uninteresting. There are no pounding reveals in this much-derided show. Why is there a ruined church in the camp? There is no religion in the future. This causes simmering boredom and derision.

Jude’s a moron. This was not a poignant depiction or a serious contribution to culture. Jude opens himself up to ridicule. Reece is belligerent. This was dispiritingly stupid. There are dire predictions and no social reasonability. The doctor isn’t Jude’s ex. She just looks a lot like her. Oops. There are wilful suppositions made. Jude commits actionable negligence. Emma’s a dumb bint. Jude thinks he’s vindicated himself and is unassailable in his smugness. People are vehemently opposed to sense. Hannah whines about her tough choice and social stigma. A drone flies. This was not ethically extremely complicated. Hannah gets away with her crap. Emma dies.

Best Line:
“Leave. Now. Before I tase you.”

Ten Years Gone
The working class yobbo causes trouble and nobody cares about the 2008 car crash that killed his mother. There is a flashback to 2008. The first time travellers have only been here 10 years. There is no compassion. Jude has a big mouth. Why was the time machine to be destroyed? The first arrivals came back in time to stop Apex. Why didn’t the Apex build a time machine?

Eve (Melinda McGraw) married and had a baby with a man from the present. Why does the yobbo have accelerated intimacy with Hannah? Awkwardness is rife. Time travel has availed them nothing. One is not emotionally involved with this crap. Jude is wearily ironic. Reece’s bone marrow is sampled. She’s always demonstrating her bone crushing power. Apex children don’t cry apparently. Reece doesn’t regret genocide or care about anyone other than her stolen child.

Reece is incapable of gratitude or graciousness. Things are noted with concern. The cultural trajectory inevitability leads to doom. There is a nagging certainty that this show won’t improve. People annoy decisively. This was inefficient. The doctor is sick. The yobbo ditches his girlfriend for some weird sense of obligation to Hannah. Why don’t the first arrivals admit the truth? Who is the branded woman? This was a bore-fest.

Best Lines:
“We must stop Apex from ever existing.”

“Apex has nearly wiped us from the face of the Earth.”

“None of us are monsters.”

“These individuals are not innocent.”

“Failure is death.”

“Ninja mercenaries.”

“Drop your nowhere bag.”

“No record of my organic material.”

“There is no fixing it.”

LKA
Jude is in charge of a handful of people less competent than he is. The tonal shifts of this show make no sense. The doctor hysterically begs Reece to help her and un-evilify. The first arrivals foretell humanity’s inevitable fate. There are flashbacks to 3 years ago and Jude being a ‘tough’ cop. Oh funny. Why are there so many flashbacks in this excoriating stupid show? There is no moral clarity. Reece tries to be mysteriously silent and ominous.

People act beyond the bounds of rationality. Jude’s ex is extremely unsupportive, understandably. He’s a jerk. Jude is sure he’s doing all the right things. What is country fried steak? What is biscuits and gravy? Jude had a pain pills issue. Jude theorycrafts, badly. The doctor has no honesty, empathy or guilessness. This was not bleak or brutal. Jude has an unthreatening demeanour. The yobbo sings down the phone to Hannah. There is no escalating effort on display.

Jude alleges fault. There is no gleeful audacity. Jude ended up in a small town due to making accusations against a fellow cop that couldn't be substantiated. He’s stupid. People are beyond sombre and are recklessly alarmist. The yobbo’s friend makes the camp go public only to be debunked. Reece has magic stem cells. One feels mounting disbelief at this stupidity.

What is the continuing justification for keeping the time travellers locked up? Reece seems unable to cope in high stress situations as she’s inescapably violent and confrontational. Jude’s ex and the doctor look really alike. Reece ripped apart an ATM. There is no interest in the future. Hannah didn’t put the secret phone on silent. I have no gleeful eagerness to see more. Jude screams and punches people. Camp boss Caleb gets violent. Reece is selfish. Reece can use 200 year old weaponry. Jude is steadfastly deeply condescending. No wonder this did not engage the public.

Best Lines:
“Less than inviting.”

“Scary smart.”

“Gotcha time.”
Sergio Balleseros

Trailers, Quotes and a MMPR Rewatch Again

‘Captain Marvel’ trailer
Blockbuster video, a uniform, Nick Fury and Carol Danvers. Carol isn’t human? Why is she upside down? What kind of aliens? Coulson shows up, FFS. Carol punches an old lady. Mmmm.

Best Lines:
“I think I had a life here.”

“I’m not what you think I am.”

‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Green With Evil’ promo
An awesome new force arrives in town in this special 5 part miniseries. Look how cool the new guy is!

Best Line:
“An incredible dragonzord!”

‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers’ season 2 promo
The cast sit on chairs in this 90s looking ad enthusing about the new season. Tommy wears a green headband.

‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers’ season 2 promo
Ha, Tommy’s dreamy.

‘American Horror Show: Apocalypse’ 8x02 promo
No.

‘Krypton’ promo
General Zod.

‘The Crossing’ 1x06 promo
Mmmmm.

Mr Freeze will be on ‘Arrow’.

Unrechtsstaat.

Who saw the ‘Herbie’ movies or ‘Mixed Nuts’ (1994) or ‘Red Sonja’ (1985) or ‘Catwoman’ (2004)?

The ‘USS Callister’ ep of ‘Black Mirror’ won an Emmy?

I will review ‘The Suffering Tree’, ‘City Of Endless Night’, ‘In Bloom’, ‘The Ravenous’, ‘Black Wings Of Cthulhu Volume Six’ and ‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Volumes One, Four, Five and Six'.

I won’t review ‘Dry’ or ‘Cosmic Powers’ or ‘A Shot In The Dark’.



‘Wyrmwood’ Quotes:
“Dead bastards come running out of the bushes.”

“This truck runs on zombies.”

“Come on you dead bastards!”

“Never grab a man’s balls in a fist fight. It shows low character.”

‘Dictatorland’ Quotes:
“Turned up to tell me just how great it was.”

“Fastest ice.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Clashed in public.”

“Had clear favourites.”

“Sacred national topic.”

“A wasteland of ruined crops.”

“Official callousness.”

“Commercial terrorism.”

“Truckies.”

“Crack pickup point.”

“Enemy nations.”

“Not deliberately secret,”

“Encourages medical paternalism.”

“Pre-existing narrative decided by someone else.”

“Point of inspiration.”

“Everyone was scared to touch us.”

“Don’t say stuff that reinforces your opponent.”

“War stations.”

“Times were serious.”

“Nazi-mobile.”

“Strength Through Joy.”

“Fighting the design of your city.”

“Fethishised for their authenticity.”

“Don’t grow up worrying someone is going to abduct them and keep them in a basement for 15 years.”

“Withdrawn body language.”

“Scene examiners.”

“Gulf in approach and values.”

“Medical traumas.”

“Body cover.”

“Cake culture.”

“Over-control things.”

Not everybody is ready to learn what they believe to be true, is not-”

“Food security.”

“Disbelief of loved ones.”

“Too many people feel excluded from the city.”

“Death knock.”

“War booty.”

“Deep well of anger.

‘The Ongoing Adventures Of Bulk & Skull’ Quotes:
“Clay concoctions.”

“That nice lady with the wicker rabbit hat.”

“Look who it is! And they don’t look happy!”

“We didn’t even have to kick it.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Policecraft.”

‘Monster’ Quotes:
“Some weird leprechaun thing comes up out of the stairs and drags you down to hell.”

“Boy-repeller.”

“Fallen down a gorilla trap.”

“Don’t bother wearing knickers.”

“A shelf full of Enid Blytons, so old they still had the racist bits in.”

‘Don’t Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood’ Quotes:
“Ma says I can’t leave the porch.”

“You little hoodlum!”

“Crusty behind.”

“Penetration Ave.”

“Give up hope.”

“Self-perpetuating unemployment.”

“Bitch you better give me back my child support money.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Hygiene services.”

“Deliberately forgotten places.”

“Wishes you ill.”

“Rapid change in personal circumstances.”

“Objects that reflect poorly on you.”

“Distinguish themselves from ignorant people and simple women.”

‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Quotes:
“Acting weird.”

“Worst wedding DJ.”

“Weird old white dude’s house.”

“Creepy crimes.”

“Mole women.”

“Invited me out to his car to see some baby rabbits.”

“Bought some of my hair on craigslist.”

“Thank you victims.”

“Please tell me that you’re normal.”

“Alcohol tastes good.”

“Even policemen have tattoos.”

“I get paid in quarters.”

“I appreciate your lack of pride.”

“I donate my old towels to poor people.”

“Can you go? We’re like, in here.”

“Drinking alcohol. On purpose.”

“A Mexican candy animal.”

“Not the reception for an Appalachian incest wedding.”

“I chew you up and spit you out! Just like all my food!”

“Mystery crank.”

“Professor Genocide.”

“The purpose of which is unknown to this day.”

“JapanPervCo.”

“I like how they blow up hospitals!”

“Not in the crotch!”

“Footslut.”

“You can get a mistress in a vending machine there.”

‘Upstart Crow’ Quotes:
“Liquid turding malady.”

“Manly voice.”

“Crapulous.”

“Crappage and common-like.”

“Tarting-slap!”

“Sluttage.”

“Scroting sack.”

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Rewatched Some More Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Green No More: Part 1
In ep 2x21, Tommy does not wear sleeves as he talks about his bio-scan. Tommy and Kimberley receive a message from a future Tommy. Nobody likes Bulk and Skull though nobody quite knows why. Tommy has a moral ethos. Any semblance of a normal life is gone for Tommy. What would he say if he knew he’d still be a power ranger 25 years later? Lord Zedd plots to get rid of Tommy.

Zack’s cousin shows up for no clear plot reason. Angel Grove shows no sign of damage from repeated zord battles. Tommy has spirited defiance. Zedd is inherently hostile to Tommy. Evil counterparts of the MMPR show up. They even wear the same colours. The Trini counterpart has more personality as well as a leather skirt. The Jason and Billy equivalents also have more personality. There is no Tommy counterpart. Bulk and Skull recoil in fear from the gobby teenagers aka future dark rangers.

A scene later Tommy is in a completely different outfit. He only has the power left for one last fight. Jason and his ugly board shorts and white ankle socks does karate on the beach with Zack. Zedd somehow unmorphs the power rangers. Billy tries to emote ‘shock and concern’. Zedd drains Tommy’s powers and there is evil laughing. Tommy’s in grave danger. A scene later, Tommy is back in his original outfit. WTF? How do the MMPR breathe in their helmets?

Trini wears a belly shirt and genie pants. At the same time. Jason does dull surprise acting. The MMPR’s morphing call hasn’t changed. There are no precautionary approaches. Why is Jason always yelling as the red ranger? The over-polite teenagers and their insane magical superpowers pledge to fight dark powers. Karate Jesus Tommy broods and summons the dragonzord. Zedd does things to unnerve. Tommy nearly passes out and ends up in a cornfield. There is an ass shot. Nice.

Best Lines:
“Lord Zedd’s been after me.”

“We revel in your evil brilliance Lord Zedd!”

“Check out this youth center.”

“This strange crystal.”

“I’m all alone.”

“Power geeks!”

“Defend the world.”

“Enough of your bleating!”

“Zedd’s at it again.”

“Only you can decide your own destiny.”

“What a funky looking shell.”

“Angel Grove belongs to us now!”

“Arrogant, nasty, disrespectful! Thos are my 5 warriors!”

“Tearing up the city.”

“Major zord power.”

“Puny power ranger friends.”

Green No More: Part 2
In ep 2x13, Goldar cackles like a madman as he menaces the powerless Tommy. Goldar does evil gloating and fascist mind-tortures at Tommy. With his green ranger powers gone, Tommy has to take on Goldar the space baboon dog thing and a ravenous mollusc all by his unpowered self. Of course Zedd erasing the green ranger was undone 4 eps and came back to bite him in the ass when Tommy was made into the even more powerful white ranger.

Apparently Tommy wasn’t originally meant to be the white ranger. Someone else had been cast and Jason David Frank was to play the lead in the horrendous ‘VR Troopers’ but due to fan response, the actors switched roles and Tommy became the white ranger. Zedd the dehydrated ham plots. Is the Jason counterpart the guy who ended up becoming the new red ranger? The dark rangers do nothing. Goldar is gloating over Tommy and then is back on the moon and then is back gloating at Tommy.

There are murky circumstances as Tommy does dramatic kicking. Where did his shoes go? Tommy’s still a hero and shows off his armpit hair and smashes Zedd’s evil crystal with his bare fists. This gives him his powers back for one last fight. This was okay. Tommy doesn’t do much during the battle. Tommy has bravery and defiance if not emotional range. Zedd pursues Tommy personally with the end goal of removing him. Poor Tommy, always the subject of personal vendettas.

Where did the green ranger’s ray gun come from? Being harassed by Goldar was an undignified experience for Tommy. The dark rangers are of little interest and Jason decides he can stop them being mean if he just asks them really nicely. There is no difference between the dark rangers being themselves and having their mind enraptured by the forces of evil. Tommy has dignity and strength. Kimberley says they should befriend the bad kids. Jason pays $4:50 for 5 sodas for the bad kids. Have Tommy and Kimberley banged yet?

This was the good era before Justin the kid ranger in ‘Turbo’, Zedd and his duct taped staff marrying Rita, Kimberley dumping Tommy via a letter, the forgettable ‘Zeo’, Kat, Jason returning and the really complicated ‘Turbo’ morphing hand gestures. All of which was just garbage.

Best Lines:
“You want me, come and get me!”

“You horrible little human!”

“No rest for the doomed!”

“A gallant hero you used to be green ranger.”

“The greatness you once were Tommy, cos it’s all over now!”

“Where are the power rangers when we need them?”




Scary Books

Movie Review: The Asylum + House + Time Of Death

The Asylum (2015)
Stephen Lang stars in this 'horror' involving an asylum for mentally challenged children and a topless woman who dies in the opening minutes for unclear reasons. There is sexism, toxic masculinity and stupid teenagers. Somebody gets possessed. A priest (Lang) comes to help and is promptly run over by stupid teenagers who are human trash bags. There are incredibly stupid decisions in this dour film. The teens try a DIY exorcism. Is this supposed to be a parody? There is a twist ending. This was silly.

Best Lines:
“A dumpster for human refuse.”

“Just got prison shanked by a psycho demon bitch!”

“NICE TRY DAMIEN!”

~
House (1986)
William Katt and Richard Moll and George Wendt star in this ‘horror’ that somehow spawned 3 sequels. A Vietnam vet turned author (Katt) moves into a haunted house, he has a comedy relief fat neighbour (Wendt). There is outdated technology and bizarre flashbacks and casual malice. The hero faces drastic punishing consequences for his awfulness. This was ridic.

~
Time Of Death (2013)
Kathleen Robertson of ’Tin Man’ stars in this okay chilly tale of murder.
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Book Review: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Volume Three

Rita and her Madonna cone bra is evil. The rangers stop bullying Tommy and treating him as reformed but rejected. Goldar and Billy bond. Billy and Tommy end up in Lord Drakkon’s dark alternate world. Who are the coinless? Who is the demon woman? Tommy’s mother worries about her missing son.

The AU is vastly different and the serious change was that AU Tommy stayed evil and became Lord Drakkon. Evil Tommy has the green and white ranger powers. AU Angel Grove is a hellscape ruled by Empress Rita and Lord Drakkon and so is the rest of the world. Billy and Tommy are confused. There is a ‘Finister Memorial Correctional Facility’ that moulds the minds of tomorrow.

There is a zord graveyard. Tommy encounters Saba and the Falconzord and a ruined Tigerzord. The MMPR won’t tell Billy and Tommy’s parents where they are. The select group can be self-perpetuating twits. This was goodish. Tommy is appalled at his evil AU doppelganger.

Best Lines:
“Evil Tommy.”

“Fall of the rangers.”

“Still refuse to surrender--”

“Brainwashed him into leading her forces.”

“The old sage is gone.”

“But not the Tommy and Billy that I know.”

“And chose he did.”

“No weirder than power coins and giant dinozords.”

“An unwavering moral compass?”

“Through her destruction of Zordon and his minions.”





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