The King Of The Delta Blues
Wyatt is rubbing his sexual congress with his boring wife in Lucy’s face. She accepts this shredding of her dignity in this non-exemplary, dull, uninspired ep of a sedately paced second season. Mason is disrespected some more. Rittenhouse and their uncompromising fanatical purposefulness plan to stop the counterculture. Mason and Flynn are sent on the mission.
Rufus baby talks and Wyatt is hyperactively annoying as he whines about not being part of the team. You mean the team he abandoned to chase after his undeserving boring wife? People in the past are idiots. Flynn mentions Lucy’s journal and Lucy mentions her sister. Wyatt acts like Chuck Norris. The annoying woman annoys. Wyatt ruins everything by being useless. Lucy and Flynn may hook up. This sadly bored.
“Missing a larger geo-political point.”
“Get some clothes. Steal a car.”
“I’m Taylor Swift, this is Agent Timberlake - we’re part of the new FBI.”
Poltergeist The Legacy (1996-1999) 4x08
This show’s 4th season was on the Syfy channel and this episode was the show’s highest ever rated ep due to a guest appearance by the pro-wrestler The Undertaker. This has bad acting and the opening credits are overdone. There is no timeless brilliance in this ep nor a capacity for risk taking. Nick’s brother escapes from hell. Nick has a brother? And if the Soul Chaser chases souls who escape from hell, why has he never been seen before or since? This ep does not illicit an emotional response or an emotional spiral.
The Soul Chaser (The Undertaker) is not in the wrong here. How did The Brother escape hell? No wonder this show never gained notability, it's bad. Nick recklessly fires off his gun in the middle of the road. There are bad VFX. The Soul Chaser is a 6 foot plus guy dressed in leather and covered in tattoos and bad make bad and with an echo chamber voice. There is not completely believable reality here.
The Soul Chaser didn’t do unjust harm, Nick was the one shooting and stabbing him. There are a lot of churchbell bongs on the soundtrack. The Soul Chaser growls and gurns a lot. He does a zombie situp and Nick has no moral panic about helping a damned soul run around, a stark oversight considering Nick is supposed to be a good guy. His brother is devious and cunning. The Soul Chaser is revengeful. Nick has a wilful delusion about his brother and has no interest in knowing better.
The Soul Chaser has visceral fury about being thwarted. There is to be no settling of accounts and Nick has no willingness to pass judgement on his brother. This is not bitterly brilliant and has no moral maneuvres. This ep is a relentless negative portrayal of Nick and his lack of moral responsibility. This terrible ep is brutally revealing of all this show’s short comings. It is not commendable.
Nick’s brother killed someone. The Soul Chaser has a catastrophic rage spiral. Derek De Lint is not in this ep. Nick’s brother is the root cause of everything terrible in this ep. The Soul Chaser feels less than appreciated. Alex gets tossed around. Helen Shaver is not in this ep. I quickly stopped caring about anyone in this ep. Nobody has social embarrassment. Nick’s brother causes banal pain and chaos. The Soul Chaser acts like Tommy Lee Jones in ‘The Fugitive’.
I felt complete disinterest in this. The Soul Chaser shows off his veneers and teeth bleaching and caresses Nick’s brother’s face with his tool. There are indignant accusations and Nick does weary weaponising of stupidity. Nick’s brother has a manufactured reputation and no legitimate grievance. Nick takes his brother’s innocence for granted. This ep looks ugly and jarring. The Soul Chaser rolls his eyes back. The dastardly and disgusting brother goes back to hell, the Soul Chaser dies and Nick broods. This was abjectly awful.
“Go to hell.”
“In a minute. But not alone.”
“Judgement’s not my job, just retrieval!”
“You don’t want me.”
“Oh yes I do.”
“Doing hard time in hell.”
The Americans 5x09
Philip hangs out with Kimmy. Gaad’s death is brought up again. Elizabeth worries about the fake son. Philip hears some familiar words. Philip is a jerk. This was not genuinely tragic. Henry wants to go to a boarding school in New Hampshire. Philip and Elizabeth don’t care and rage. Martha sits in her grey flat and eats grey foot as Russian music blares. She can speak some Russian now. Gabriel visits her, she is bitter. Oleg is bothered. The fake son worries. This bored.
“I understand everything now Gabriel. All of it.”
The Blade’s Path
Lee works at a fight club. The comatose Butch is mistreated by America’s health care system and ditched into Slaughter Swamp. Sofia lurks. This was not powerfully disturbing. Gordon has a hostile response to everything Bullock does. Alfred mumbles. Bruce does nothing to fix social division in the city. Bruce is contentious, appropriating and can’t act. Neither can Riddler.
Bruce murders someone and Gordon lets him away with it. Gordon is a jackass. Alfred and Gordon have issues. Why is Alfred allowing Bruce to dictate the atmosphere in the house? There’s a blame culture. This was deeply irritating and hopelessly earnest. Barbara shows off a new hairdo and the show shows off its limited possibilities.
Why did Ra’s al Ghul give Barbara? Ra’s reveal his immortality actually made him a zombie or something. Gordon is constantly aggressive and rude. Butch becomes Solomon Grundy and looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman. Everything is beyond the character’s competence. Nobody has care or compassion. This was not igneous. There is bad VFX and I’d rather be watching ‘Terra Hawks’. This was tatty-looking and there is no emotional wringer.
“I want examples made!”
“What happened to your drawers?”
“Get you, you freak!”
Both Sides Now
Sarah Bolger is in this. Howard is asked to go to the Howard’s 2 world and pretend to be him. This tries for a bit of pathos. Howard 2 berates Howard. The assassin is still brooding boringly and she is annoying. This was relentlessly grim.
People don’t shake hands on Howard 2’s world. Howard 2 seeks to reimpose order. I don’t care about the character’s domestic tragedy or the plot’s enigmatic mosaic. This ep is heinous. It’s like a bunch of people thrown together and given lines. They’re all selfish imbeciles. Howard crosses over and gawps at the world around him. TPTB have a sense of smug achievement. This tries for cold, brutal and unsettling but it is just boring and lacklustre stylised artificiality.
People have humourless guile. Howard 2 and Emily 2 have a daughter (Bolger). The ambassador plots with the assassin’s handler. Emily 2 is not dead. Howard 2 is openly scornful. Howard didn’t know his wife was an agent. Howard 2 and Emily 2’s daughter is hate-filled. This was not brutal or emotionally affecting. Howard 2 and Emily 2’s daughter is shrill and shrieky. Howard 2 is dastardly. Disaster is inescabple. Will the brat daughter shut up? Howard reveals he and Emily were to have a daughter, but Emily miscarried.
People conspire maliciously and plan menacing activity off-screen. Why does Howard 2 arouse the hostility of his daughter? I don’t care about her grievance process. Emily 2 doesn’t display affection. Viewers do not derive pleasure from this. TPTB throw in T&A to titillate.
“Have absolutely no social life.”
“Why do you feel compelled to treat me so badly?”
“Failure to report illness is a crime.”
“You were no part of that.”
“All the work they did to place you here.”
“It’s a choice: loneliness.”
To See/To Tell
People learn Sadie is doing something ill-advised. They do a mock trial and Billy is found guilty and Sadie screams at the fake jury. She’s an awful awful person. The firm defend a wannabe cannibal. Billy is violent and angry toward Sadie. The wannbe cannibal thinks it is all a huge joke that she planned to murder and eat her co-workers. Sadie fawns all over the obviously guilty Billy. The cannibal tells the jury that she’ll eat them for judging her. Female workers at the law firm act like gossipy hens. The ex-con is pandered to. Sadie tantrums. The cannibal is convicted but the fat slob judge berates the jury for being stupid and sets the verdict aside. WTF is this crap? The ex-con is told to stalk his ex who dumped him after his arrest. FFS!