‘The Commuter’ trailer
Liam Neeson on a train and no believable logic.
“Don’t make me hurt someone you love.”
Threats of violence. No urban chic just full on conflict.
“We can’t all be nice girls.”
‘Hex’ 2x13 promo
The world ends.
‘Dr Seuss’ The Cat In The Hat’ (2003) promo
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot
Awww, Kylo Ren.
Godiva Milk Chocolate hazelnut crisp - nice.
Manchego cheese - okay.
Wasabi mayonnaise - okay.
Caramel pecan fudge - mmmm.
Recall ‘Threesome’ or ‘Space Cadets’?
Anyone see ‘The Scarecrow Of Romney Marsh’?
Who saw ‘Mississippi Burning’ (1988) or ‘North Country’ (2005) or ‘About Schmidt’ or ‘An Education’ or ‘Death Race 2000’ or ‘Secretary’ (2002) or ‘Ed TV’?
I find some of the series 4 ‘Black Mirror’ episodes intriguing.
I won’t review ‘Horrible Bosses 2’ or ‘McMafia’ after all.
Insta-kerbing is a thing along with taxi shoes and Sloane hair?
Puddle foot is hee.
‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“Using unlawful means of deposing you of that property.”
“Least plausible suspects.”
‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Planning permission famous.”
“Sensationalised by other media.”
“Depredations of modernity.”
“Whose main dramatic function is to expire with maximum lachrymosity.”
“Resolutely declined to express contrition.”
“Not knowing the secret combination that would unlock a magical night-”
“Sat in my flat listening to a rat chew through the wall.”
“Sketchy-looking strangers in the street.”
“The party, according to those who remember it, turned nasty.”
“People started peeing from the roof.”
“Began to pee out of the windows.”
“One of the bedrooms - the one without windows - became a pop-up crack den.”
“People do look at you as if you’re going to steal something when you walk in wearing a tracksuit.”
“How much money can we spend to look poor.”
“Herd management areas.”
“No one like me goes there...”
‘Logan Lucky’ Quotes:
“You one of them Unabomber types?”
“Dr Phil stuff.”
“Furious fast movie.”
“Robbery to do list.”
“Do you hear the words comin out your mouth?”
“I looked it up on the Google.”
“Someone thought to do that.”
“There will be speeding.”
“Napkin of demands.”
“This woman needs containing.”
“That don’t make no sense.”
“The hot chick and her dragons.”
Cleared out a 2005 tape. It began with a ‘New Captain Scarlet’ ep ‘Dominion’ which is full of absurdities and plodding predictability. Black has no cold command and nobody has moral reason. This cancelled show is unmourned. Then came a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘Charmeggeddon’ in which the Avatars have taken over as the sisters are blank-eyed. Brody is malfeasant. This isn’t delightfully imperfect. Brody has ungraciousness and this ep is full of falsifying glosses. This plodding airless ep is entirely without flair. It has a total lack of structure and no moral battle. This was ill-judged.
Then came a ‘Hex’ ep ‘Hole’ in which the antichrist has taken over the school/college. There is no smirky charm just deadly serious bum-numbing lunacy. The writers do not track the psychology of the characters. This once-adored show is now disastrous.
Then finally there was another ‘Hex’ ep ‘Follow The Leader’ in which the posh nerd Leon has gone evil and has a grievance-fest. The ghost whines and Ella wears her slutwear. Why is St John’s Wart so dangerous to Ella? For a kickass slayer, Ella is useless with depressing regularity. Leon walks around the school wearing a t-shirt adverting a famous 1970s porno. In what world is that allowable? This was no cultural relevance. The antichrist bores. This is a poorly written pretence for sex and violence that blatantly disregards sense. The antichrist has pathologised Leon’s Nice Guy tendencies and he is glee-filled in this heartlessness. There is bad VFX and this show is all about the ghastly consequences of female sexuality. People are increasingly imperilled. No.