‘The Magicians’ season 2 trailer
Silly outfits, magic and hand waving in Fillory. There is a card catalogue and Julia sulks. There are Kings and Queens and a sneering ineffectual baddie. This looks good.
“We only look whimsical.”
“That is crazy vague.”
“We’re alive. Deal.”
“Help you rule it.”
“12 year old me is crying.”
“Get over yourself Ned Stark.”
‘La La Land’ TV spot
‘19 Kids and Counting’ promo
‘A Nightingale Falling’ promo
Garlic pepper - nice.
Gluten free lemon slices - okay.
Caramel - yum.
Caramel bite - yum.
Hazel in caramel - okay.
Country fudge - okay.
Hazel whirl - okay.
Irish Artisan goat cheese - yum.
Brazilian darkness - yum.
Dark chocolate with caramel filling blended with passion fruit compote - okay.
Fig cake - okay.
The Arctic Weasel is oddly cute, the Arctic vole is tiny. Wolverines are fugly.
Anyone have the 1978 Princess Leia doll with the leaflet about other ways to do her hair?
The new cover for the ‘Kong: Skull Island’ novelisation is bad. The previous art was way better.
Who has seen the Emperor’s Warriors?
Josie Lawrence is still on the go.
The FORMER houseguest continues to malinger in hospital, claiming to be cold and yet won’t wear the pyjamas that cost 60 that were bought for him. He is a SHAMELSS FAKER.
‘Peter Pan Gone Wrong’ was hilarious.
‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“I find that troubling.”
“Quit stealing from me and taking my job to China.”
“Disfavoured second class citizens.”
“National hangover service.”
“Overcome that detestation.”
“Pipped for 2nd by the stuffed horse.”
‘Life In The Snow’ Quotes:
“Nothing can hear it coming.”
“Where the frost can’t reach.”
“There are predators here.”
‘Natural World’ Quote:
“Watch forlornly from a safe distance.”
‘Teen Mom 2’ Quote:
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Content with conformity.”
“A desire for retribution.”
“He once lived in a storage room for weeks so he might convey isolation.”
“I was not fun to be around.”
“Bring some science and structure.”
“That’s a lot of jerks.”
“Fantasies that take in a Cabbage Patch lunchbox.”
“Avatars of clean-cut Eisenhower-era prosperity.”
“Journeys toward sunny uplands.”
“She smells like wet coats.”
“Not unless granny eats hers outside in the garden.”
“Instant-outrage mob culture.”
“Fewer new words when they are not required.”
“Ascribing unpleasant decisions to others.”
‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quotes:
“It’s not funny anymore James!”
“Then why am I laughing?”
‘The Lost Boys’ Quote:
“Are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.”
‘Modern Family’ Quote:
“Not a story. A thing that happened.”
‘Blackadder III’ Quote:
“I’ll do anything to anything.”
‘The Inbetweeners’ Quote:
“Hard kids at the back.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Jack confronts Eva. I’m sure he is her actual daddy. Harry is a thug. Ste is orange. Ryan is no longer falling under Amy’s judgement. Ste has never genuinely repented anything he did to Amy, Doug or John-Paul. Are Ste and John-Paul still married? Harry plans to propose to Ste. Are we supposed to see Ste/Harry as a super-couple? Kim and Esther lurk. Esther’s hair is black now. Eva menaces the Obsbournes. Where are the dramatic consequences to this ridiculous Eva plot? Where did Ruby go? Why does no-one wonder about Sinead or her baby?
There is flashback to a young Jack (Ben Ewing) and Billy in 1968. There is mumbling and Eva is ugly with dissipation. Jack has a good cry - I don’t care. Jack framed Billy for murder back in 68. Also their accents changed since 68. Eva shoots Esther. Cue anger and contempt. None of this was necessary or appropriate. Where is James? A drag queen DJ lurks. Ste and Harry are thugs. Amy looks dipped in Ronseal. Ryan is the only cop in Chester. How long was Billy behind bars? How did he father Eva?
Harry and Ste are aggressive. Ryan smirks. Esther is in a coma yet again. Goldie blackmails and impugns and is scum. She had her horrible twins at 13 which explains a lot. Why isn’t Eva arrested instead of hiding out with stupid stupid Liam? Why is Liam so stupid? Esther has tried to kill herself, had a liver transplant, been drugged by Kim and now she’s been shot in the head by Eva.
“Cracks between us.”
“Has he seen you on the loo?”
“You wouldn’t last a single night behind bars.”
“He died behind bars hating you until his final breath.”
“We know it was you.”
“You wrecked our lives.”