‘The Following’ 2x10 promo
Joe blathers about his holy army; oh will he just shut up.
‘Secrets and Lies’ promo
This Australian drama looks interesting.
Got a box of Black Magic chocolates, a brand around since at least the 80s.
“Isn’t there anything to drink but beer? No Perrier?”
“What a great place! Too hot to sit on the beach, and if you went in the water you got sunstroke.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Why don’t we just lock her out?”
“Your evaluation of your parental conduct?”
“I know you’re a freaking liar. So leave! Leave!”
“Get out of our lives, we want you gone.”
“This time we let him in the gates.”
“I wanted to hit her like a man.”
“Cindy should be afraid of me.”
“You seem agitated right now.”
“Ratchet your mouth down.”
“I’m the man here.”
“Anger didn’t say that.”
“I can’t make him believe me.”
“You need to go.”
“That’s a lie.”
“Some JFK level conspiracy here.”
“I go to jail because I give up my own marijuana!”
“My mom needs to confess to all she’s done.”
“Sign your fricking paper and leave!”
“So if someone here is creating a problem, it’s you.”
“It is delusional.”
“What I fear, I create.”
‘The Centre’ Quotes:
“It’s a litter tray with a banner.”
“It’s King Kong in a thong.”
“Do I look like a hooker?”
“How does it feel to mock the homeless?”
“I’m not a hoochie and I don’t wear tangerine well.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’, Fraser riles Trevor up to kill Ray. Which goes awry as Ray causes Trevor to crack. Trevor decides that Fraser needs to die. Peri, Tom and Holly are awful. John-Paul has more bad judgment. Finn still hasn’t been murdered.
Watched another before they were famous type show in ‘You Saw Them Here First’ which showed off a punk Peter Capaldi on ‘Crown Court’ in the 80s, a one off 80s comedy called ‘Pratt out of Hell’ which was about a dispatch centre run by Hells Angels that starred Lenny Henry. Sir Tony Robinson’s naff early shows were shown. Clips of Michael Sheen in 90s TV show with awful 90s hair were shown as was a clip of James Blunt still in the Household Cavalry on 90s TV. One of the Girls Aloud lot showcased her terrible acting work on ‘Adam’s Family Tree’ and ‘Focus Citizenship’. There was a bizarre clip from 1979 showing Joan Rivers talking to Bernard Manning. There were excruciating clips from a dreadful 1996 chat show called ‘F2F’ which was hosted by Borat. We saw an old ad that had Bryan Cranston advertising Preparation H and clips from the dreadful looking 1993 show ‘The Boot Street Band’ that starred Idris Elba as a ludicrous school bully.