‘Now You See Me’ TV spot
‘Ray Donovan’ promo
‘The Wolverine’ trailer
I am impressed.
‘The Lone Ranger’ trailer
‘The Conjuring’ trailer
Oh hell yes!
‘Live And Let Drood’ Quotes:
“Then there’s Anastasia Drood, last heard of in darkest Peru. And if she really is doing what she’s supposed to be doing down there, I will kill her dead before I ever willingly exchange a word with her.”
“The whole part of being a rogue Drood is never be who or what or where the family thinks you are. If only so they won’t send someone like me to come and drive a stake through your rotten heart.”
“He hadn’t joined the Great Satanic Conspiracy because he thought they weren’t extreme enough.”
“There’s something in the fog and it’s coming for us.”
“If Edwin Drood and Molly Metcalf have quite finished striking dramatic poses, ask them if they’d like to come through.”
“It’s time to dispense beatings and shout at people.”
“I should point out that we will all be hiding in the cloakroom until the forthcoming unpleasantness is over.”
‘Hawaii Five-0’ Quote:
"Is there something the matter with you?”
‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Quote:
“Insect lady. Mummy girl. Anya. You’re a demon magnet.”
‘Drake & Josh’ Quote:
“Heard you got punched by a nerd.”
‘Don’t Trust The B---- In Apartment 23’ Quotes:
“Just how illegal is this?”
“About as illegal as that panda fat eye cream you use.”
“Your sweater looks like a pumpkin mated with a turd.”
“James and I just spent the last six hours watching bad reunion shows: ‘Growing Pains’, ‘Dynasty’, ‘The Facts of Life Go To Paris’.”
“They were all wearing berets.”
“She doesn’t even watch TV. She just punches it when she’s drunk.”
“I live with a girl who I met on craigslist who sells knock-off handbags from her bedroom window.”
“We just live in caves having our periods until it’s time to have sex with the first guy who buys us a wine cooler and reminds us of our dad.”
‘Desperate Housewives’ Quote:
“Is he a dirty cop? Or a Democrat?”
‘Modern Family’ Quotes:
“What malevolent hellspawn we have for children. Whom I love very much.”
“That rolling asylum.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Mercedes wears a necklace that looks like a bike lock, Nancy returns and fails to notice Sienna is trying to steal her family. Obviously no-one in the Osborne clan has ever seen ‘Poison Ivy’, ‘The Hand That Rocks The Cradle’ or ’Unlawful Entry’. Patrick goes all ’Sleeping With The Enemy’ on Maxine. Anna decides to kill Patrick describing him as “the root of all evil.”
Phoebe has yet another time wasting boring plot. Anna’s attempt to kill Patrick is foiled by Sienna and Maxine. Anna is hauled off ranting, Patrick manipulates Maxine and Sienna and accuses his ex-wife of killing Texas. Patrick is a creep who controlled Anna and drove her mad, emotionally abuses Sienna and is now controlling Maxine. It’s a nice creepy storyline.
“I’m friends with more gay lads than you’ve had lash tints!”
“You’re sick Anna.”
“You made me sick.”
“I have to stop you.”
“You couldn’t if you tried.”
“I will kill you! I swear it!”
Choc fudge = yum.
Reviews of ‘Resolution’, ‘The Bourne Legacy’ and ‘Terminus’ forthcoming.
Got my ‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ DVD. You’ve got to love a movie where the traumatised siblings grow up, don bondage armour and hunt witches who beat them up at every given opportunity.
Had a skim read of ‘Babylon Confidential’ by Claudia Christian. She told readers of her adventures making ‘The Hidden’, how she didn’t like Lana Clarkson, Michael O’Hare or Elizabeth Gracen, how she really got around and how she sold her underwear on eBay. She also goes into the real reason she was fired from ‘Babylon 5’ and how she is an alcoholic who won’t stop drinking yet takes special pills that cure her. It’s a sad book.