Mannequin On The Move (1991)
This has a magic mannequin and a department store. Williams Ragsdale and Kristy Swanson star in this sequel. The princess who has been a mannequin for a 1000 years has 80s hair. Shirtless muscle men wander around. Hollywood runs around. There is a fashion montage and a deranged nutjob firing off a crossbow in a crowded shopping centre. There is 90s clothes. This movie makes no sense. There is a broadway show, a swordfight and a mannequin that looks nothing like Kristy Swanson. As for Swanson's character – she has zero agency. They use the same theme song as the original movie. This was incredibly grim.
Best Lines:
“You were in the marines?”
“Yes, they were looking for a few good men and so was I.”
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In The Mist (1953)
Swedish. Subtitled. No.
Best Lines:
“Hate. Nothing but hate.”
“Peace day.”