Two canceled tv shows for the price of one! Roll on 'Alcatraz' and 'Ringer'.
The Beginning of the End
Fat Sean rants and is stupid. Sean, Vicky, Sterling and Simon meet. Sean's stupid and aggressive. Jarvis annoys as he gloats. Aliens blather about "We were here first". Martinez wakes up and goes back to work. Simon won't explain why the aliens are here. The portal opens. This was okay but what became of the crazy reporter woman and her conspiracy nut little buddy?
Lacy takes part in a failed attack and is stupid. Daniel is gross. There is a thunderstorm. Amanda recalls stuff. Clarice kills some STO kids and her family seems to have vanished. This ep was all boring shrieking incoherence.
Agent Duram asks Amanda for help. Keon is killed off. Clarice is all: "History will absolve me." No it won't because it won't even recall you.
"If there is an STO presence in that school, she's obviously protecting the students who are involved in it. But that doesn't mean she's involved."
"Sir, that is pretty much the definition of involved."
'Just My Luck' Quotes
"Clogged toilet in the men's room."
"And I'm looking forward to plunging it."
"How's my furniture?"
"Don't worry about that. We'll burn it before it can contaminate anyone else."
'Gilmore Girls' Quote
"A cheese plate? Since when is a hunk of fermented milk a suitable means for celebrating a marriage?"
Two sisters. Nestor Carbonell! Identity switch! Secrets and lies! Looks good.
'The Secret Circle' trailer
'Torchwood: Miracle Day' trailer
Sam Neill! Hurley! Looks good, hope it lasts longer than 'Six Degrees'.
'The Perfect Bride' (1991) trailer
Psycho blonde bride-to-be. Looks like cheesy fun.
'Star Trek Voyager' ep promo 'Unity'
From 1997!?! I loved this ep.
'Doctor Who' ep promo 'A Good Man Goes To War'
That looks good, please will TPTB get rid of Amy Pond.
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide
I can't take this plotline seriously with Olivia's idiot accent. Everyone is popping LSD to get Bell out of Olivia. Walter and Peter enter Olivia's mind to get Bell out (no sensory deprivation tank needed).
It's like 'Inception'. Peter wears shades, there is animation, zombies and a bizarre ending. This was ridiculous, I am not buying the season 3 DVD.
Keep The Ends Out
Maggie's ex Craig shows up to bond with their daughter. Will continues to work on the "Yuri thing." His dead mentor's snot of a son Evan shows up to be whining and jealous and prodigal. Will discovers more secrets and more overly complicated codes. One of Will's team Miles obsesses over work and ignores his family. This was okay, who is watching Will?
How long after the movie is this set? Because The Sentinel offices look totally different. The two DHS officers with no concept of work appropriate attire continue to search for the Hornet. They've a suspect, but are way way off base.
The identities of the new newest costumed weirdos in town is casually revealed. There's a bounty on the Hornet's head. The cops are looking for him and the Hornet and Kato have just walked into some unintended consequences of their crime fighting. This was good. Where is Axford?
Cleared out a tape from 2002. It had two season 3 'Roswell' eps as well as the final 'The X Files' season 9 ep on it.
First up was the 'Roswell' ep 'Four Aliens and a Baby' which looked cheap and showcased some hideous dye jobs. Isabel (Katherine Heigl) and her husband Jesse (Adam Rodriguez) have issues. Tess (Emile De Ravin of 'Lost') returns to be annoying,
Valenti has 70's hair. Isabel and Max's parents have finally copped on to the whole 'alien' thing. The military are looking for them. Max gives his and Tess' son up for adoption. People remember Alex and the fact Tess killed him. This was dull.
Then came the 'X Files' ep 'The Truth' which was a clip show and a misfire. Then came the final ever 'Roswell' ep 'Graduation' in which Liz has alien powers for some reason, there is bad acting and Max rips off 'Superman III'. The kids graduate, why aren't Isabel and Michael graduating?
Max, Isabel, Micheal, Liz, Kyle and Maria cram into one tiny van and ride off to escape the military. They leave behind their parents, possessions, family, college plans and careers. Isabel dumps Jesse, but hey Liz and Max marry and she wears some white abomination, Liz's dad cries and this is supposed to be happy? WTF?
'Fright Night' (2011) trailer
I didn't think it possible but this remake looks even worse than the dire original.
'Horrible Bosses' trailer
Hollywood hates women.
'The River' promo
Bruce Greenwood lost in the Amazon. His family look for him. This looks good: "Someone survived."