Paint and Pleasure
The idiot Will/Kat/Raymond rubbish drags on despite Kat not actually being divorced. Joanna finally asks Penny to join her and her new friends for a drink and it goes badly. Roxie makes ugly art and flirts with Darryl, she truly is shameless. None of these characters are people; they’re just cartoons who run around acting like no real people do.
Joanna and Penny fall out after Penny points out correctly: “Whenever we do hang out, all we talk about is you.” Joanna being selfish, feuds with Penny as a result. Roxie wears a huge tacky necklace and makes a fool of herself. Joanna and Kat act like drunken sluts. Raymond’s moved on pretty quickly for being such a controlling jerk. A New York art buyer (Rosanna Arquette) shows up.
Where is Mia during all this? Kat nearly kills Raymond’s date via her magic weather powers. Jamie tries to kill Darryl via a really obvious patch of poison on his pillow. Joanna does something disgusting. Roxie has a vision and Jamie’s murder attempt succeeds but hits the wrong target. This was dull and why do the central characters act like spoilt six year olds?
“I dropped out of art school.”
“Me too. See we have something in common.”
“Yeah I got pregnant and it was either tuition or baby food.”
“And I woke one day and realised I couldn’t paint or sculpt or draw.”