'Family Guy' on Chuck Norris:
”Chuck doesn’t send in a tax return, he just sends the IRS a picture of himself in a crouched position, ready to strike.”
"Sweet lumpy minion."
"He could seduce her and bang The Key out of her!"
Torchwood: Skypoint by Phil Ford
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This was not good at all. A criminal type has built an apartment block to hide his super secret HQ. Now there's a monster in the apartment block and it is eating the other tenants. Can Torchwood save the day? This was dull and full of info dumps and idiot plotting. The criminal is ludicrous and the discovery of the monster's identity was like something out of Scooby-Doo.