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Movie Reviews: Here Comes Hell + Dorian Gray + The Pregnancy Pact + 20 Million Miles To Earth 👎

Here Comes Hell (2019)

This throwback to the past is full of cliches. This has no deeper purpose and was sluggish. Nobody manifests loyalty. This was in black and white and full of bad acting. Unwelcome guests are in each others lives. They build their whole lifestyle around the house. This was a poor experience.

There is a sense of hopelessness and goofball windbags and this was outmoded and full of gaffes. The characters are cocky bratty types with collective smirks. This was lacklustre and causes irritation. The VFX is rubbish and deeply disappointing and incomprehensible. There was thuggery and disorder. There are no significant consequences and events have a habit of confounding.

Best Lines:

“Interesting how?”

“A few winters back.”

“Dumb as dirt.”

Dorian Gray (2009) Rewatch

There is destructive devotion and persistent and ongoing non-compliance. Ben Barnes and Colin Firth and Ben Chaplin star in this tale. Country oik Dorian becomes evil via an active campaign. He seeks division and Firth wears stick on beards. This is a lose lose scenario for people as Dorian's threat level rises. There is frustration and angst and no moral or ethical obligations. This drags then things get a lot worse very quickly. This was not serious or complex and it ends in scenes of violence and condemnation. The Basil and Dorian make out scene is something that never leaves you.

Best Lines:

“Spirit worker.”

“No right to melancholy.”

“Poor Basil.”

“Everything that you were too afraid to be.”

Basil and Dorian. | El retrato de dorian gray, Dorian gray, Retratoshowls like a beast, you flower, you feast

The Pregnancy Pact (2010)

A school has a lot of teen pregnancies. What happened to Thora Birch's career? And her voice? This was bad. Nancy Travis was in this dreadful business.

20 Million Miles To Earth (1957)

One can't enjoy this on any level.

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