A Swedish film in which a teen wants to met an online friend for real. This was subtitled stygian gloom.
P'Tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982)
An old Channel 4 '1st Love' movie. A schoolboy enjoys horrible hectoring teachers and his first love in the 1940s. The friendly school janitor has a secret. This was dull.
“These days aren't those days.”
Instant Family (2018)
A family decide to foster. There is a 'The Blind Side' joke. The couple get 3 foster siblings. The eldest sibling is a bitch who messes things up on purpose. The husband is a joke. The eldest sibling wants to romance a janitor. The bitchy teen obsesses over her worthless mother. The couple deserve to feel bitter resentment at the ungrateful brats. Tig Notano and Octavia Spencer play social workers.
The court won't listen to the couple just the useless bitch teenager who needs to be dumped on the street like the trash she is. This was okay.
“Smells like I'm breathing piss.”
“The couch fire.”
“End up homeless, incarerated, addicted or dead within 2 years.”
“THERE'S A DICK PIC!”
“Won't trust easily.”
“Body positive whore.”
In Fabric (2018)
A 1970s style horror about a dress. Unwatchable.