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Tiny Pretty Things (2020) 1x01 + Charmed 2x16 + Transplant (2020 - ?) 1x01 Reviewed 🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰

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Dancing. Secrets. Sabotage. Neveah arrives at Chicago's famed Archer School to find cruel new rivals and the dark reason she got a place: someone pushed star student Cassie off the roof. This has bad acting and the pushing of Cassie is being covered up. A female cop looks into the fall. Lauren Holly and her bad cosmetic surgery plays the head of the school and shows off her ruined feet.


There is talk of an auteur named Ramon and a perv. Teachers tant and there is a lack of clarity as to Cassie's status: dead or not? This was not elegant. Piano music tinkles and there are student disputes and things are unclear. A male dancer is accused of pushing Cassie. Ballet shoes are cooed over. This seems without merit. There is a stockpile of cliches and this was flawed.


This was not gracefully artisitc and there is disaffection. This was not an achievement and this causes low enjoyment levels. Dancing has a negative impact on people. Students have difficulties and one is disappointed by this. A cop looks into Cassie's awful non-accident. Women are strident and I may keep watching.


Best Lines:

“How thin you get.”


“They said they didn't want me.”


“Training the next generation of world class dancers.”


“Invest thousands of dollars in you.”


“Supporting leg.”


“You're trash.”


“Young, pretty, poor.”


“Tits and teeth.”


“I'm coming for you.”


“God knows what you did there.”


“That was bone you hit.”


“Product we can make use of.”


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The Enemy Of My Frenemy

The Charmed Ones must, eventually, join forces with Parker after they left him locked in a cage in Abigael's basement for weeks/months/god knows how long. The sisters have magic back. Abigael is the show killer. How did this crap get a 3rd season? Jordan is stupid and it is a waste of your life to watch this. The sisters are bitch whore hags. A demon let Parker free not the sisters. The peevish twats are given to idiot comments.


Maggie is an ungrateful cheating c word. Let Mel, Macy and Maggie die. Will Maggie apologise for her crap? Will TPTB kill Abigael ffs? Parker becomes human. Abigael gets away with her crap again and again and again and again. This might as well be renamed The Abigael Show. Parker leaves. Maggie is trash, can't act and looks like a foot. This was poo and I didn't bother with 2x17.


Best Lines:

“Faux woke.”


“You made those choices.”


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Pilot

A doctor saves lives at an accident scene. John Hannah is in this too. This was another bog standard medical drama. People whine.

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