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Movie Review: Spaceship+D.A.R.Y.L+Dudley Do-Right+Drowning By Numbers+Get Duked!+The Vast Of Night

Spaceship (2016)

This was not brilliantly vapid. There is no sinking dread. This leaves one in a confusional state. There is no supposed payoff. A girl's woe is wearying as is her obvious disconnection. This was hugely frustrating. A brat teen is a malicious hoaxer and attention crazed. This was unwatchable and witless.

D.A.R.Y.L (1985)

Collen Camp features in this kids film in which randos interact with a boy unaware he is a robot. At one point Daryl steals and flies a fighter plane. This was goofy.

Best Line:

“He irons his own clothes.”

Dudley Do-Right (1999)

Brendan Fraser, Sarah Jessica Parker, Eric Idle and Alfred Molina star in this career killer. A pitiless dictator (Molina) prances as a mountie (Fraser) is thick. There is narration and this was stupid with no fascinating aspects. This was tedious and a cringing embarrassment. This was unedifying and incontrovertibaly absurd. This was of very low standard and it was sub-mediocre and total serial incompetence.

Best Lines:

“Mountie store.”

“Bad guy friends.”

“Not so secret hideout.”

“Horrid example of a human being.”

Drowning By Numbers (1986)


Get Duked! (2019)

Chavs get hunted by Eddie Izzard. The chavs are stupid and violent. Rich toffs cull the wrong sort of youth. Idiot cops bumble. People are fake street and can't ennunciate. This was BAD.

Best Lines:

“Barn that looks like its owned by a serial killer.”

“Had to spread jam on a dog biscuit!”

“Wearing satanic animal skulls.”

The Vast Of Night (2019)

There is babbling in a New Mexico town in the 50s. There is a weird sound and idiots investigate. This bored.

Best Lines:

“Critter bones.”

"No one listens to us."

"I don't need your judgment right now!"

"Something in the sky."

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