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Movie Reviews: Knuckleball + We Summon The Darkness 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Knuckleball (2018)

A useless mother and her equally useless husband dump their son on his grandfather (Michael Ironside). A cat is in peril and then isn't. Boring stuff goes down. People are disturningly blase. This sucked.

We Summon The Darkness (2019)

It's 1988 and Johnny Knoxsville plays an anti rock music preacher. Women at a rock show meet some stoner men. The women are evil, murderous, christian nutjobs who are followers of Knoxsville. This was BAD.

Best Lines:

“Slashed your tires when you were passed out.”

“Your stepmom is bled out like a stuck pig.”

“Daughters Of The Dawn.”

“Hellbent on spreading satan's message.”

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