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Movie Reviews: Knuckleball + We Summon The Darkness 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Knuckleball (2018)

A useless mother and her equally useless husband dump their son on his grandfather (Michael Ironside). A cat is in peril and then isn't. Boring stuff goes down. People are disturningly blase. This sucked.


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We Summon The Darkness (2019)

It's 1988 and Johnny Knoxsville plays an anti rock music preacher. Women at a rock show meet some stoner men. The women are evil, murderous, christian nutjobs who are followers of Knoxsville. This was BAD.


Best Lines:

“Slashed your tires when you were passed out.”


“Your stepmom is bled out like a stuck pig.”


“Daughters Of The Dawn.”


“Hellbent on spreading satan's message.”

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