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Movie Reviews: Another Wolfcop + Clue 👎🥂👎🥂

Another Wolfcop (2017)

The drunk werewolf cop is back. This was stupid. A baddie has malicious intent. This is desperate to be quirky and cult. There is an ice rink massacre. There is the grim possibility of another sequel. No. No. No. No. Stop.

Best Lines:

Chicken milk beer.”

“Fat off town trash.”

“Someone stole our doughnuts!”

“The horror, the paperwork!”

Clue (1985)

Not a compelling sinister narrative. Not that funny either. There is no possibility of reasoning with these idiots. This flopped but became a cult classic.

Best Lines:

“Odious man who now lies dead before us.”

"Nobody can get into that position."

"Dead. Again."

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