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Movie Reviews: Extra Ordinary + Tully

Extra Ordinary (2019)

An inept Irish film. A gork claims to have The Talents. This was irreparably bad and foolish. This was ill received. Idiots live in a mean unpredictable world. There is bad acting, ghosts and no fascination or unease. This was horrible and descends into an abyss. People have a veneer of functionality and constant low level unhappiness.


This is worse much worse than you think it is. To say one is disappointed is an understatement. I cannot dispraise this enough. A bad singer worships satan. This was absurd and patently ridiculous. It was also inept. Even the haunted green bin wasn't funny.


Best Lines:

”Even the weakest ghost can possess cheese.”


“Psychic driving instructor.”


“Crazy fella.”


“Some sort of homeless sex maniac.”


“Snorting hash.”


“Please exit my vehicle.”


“Usually more vomiting and funny voices.”


“A gloating.”


“Tragic magic.”


“Driving the dog mental.”


“Put on a cool voice.”


“I'm so sorry.”

“I'm not.”


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Tully (2018)

Charlize Theron stars in this film written by Diablo Cody. Marlo (Theron) is pregnant with her third child. Ron Lingston is her useless husband. They have a daughter who is ignored as their son is 'special' and tantrums. The baby is born and Marlo has PND that nobody notices. Marlo completely disconnects. The son is kicked out of his school due to his brat behaviour. The husband is useless and games as his wife cracks up. He hectors and does nothing. A 'night nanny' named Tully shows up. Why isn't the husband helping? Marlo watches trashy tv. The hubby is unreassuring. Cupcakes are baked, the son gets attention and Marlo and Tully have trust and connectedness. The son screams about the toilet flushing and there is a twist and this was okay.


Best Lines:

“Show us his G Wagon.”


“That's like a Lifetime movie where the nanny tries to kill the family.”


“She's judging our choices now.”


“You hate my kid! You hate us!”


“Frozen pizza. Awesome.”


“What's wrong with your body?”


“I had 3 stepmothers.”


“Why's the house so clean?”


“We can't afford the therapist.”


“They bake cupcakes that look like 'Minions'.”


“My English Lit degree really paid off.”


“Hang out and be trees for a bit.”


“They make sangria in prison toilets.”

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