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Movie Reviews: The Row + Matriach

The Row (2018)

Slutty sorority chicks feature in this incoherence that is the destroyer of all happiness. This is a satanic abomination of male gaze crap that is awful old boring nonsence. This film is disturbning in various ways. But never dramatically interesting. This was woeful. This is worse than 'The Final Girls' and 'Rush Week'!.

Matriach (2019)

There is lurking danger and casually cruel yokels in this UK 'horror'. There is horror, bad acting, dumbness, cold fury and this was never dramatically charged or memorably disconcerting.

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