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Movie Reviews: The Rise Of Skywalker + Crimes Of The Mind 🍒❤🍒❤🍒❤🍒❤

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

JJ Abrams is back to bury the franchise. Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Keri Russell, Billy Dee Williams, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, Richard E Grant and Domhnall Gleeson star. There is no narrative sense. There are endless chases, quests, retcons, unexplained returns, revelations, fights, romance, porgs, Ewoks, space battles, deaths and cameos. This seems to have been made with awestruck contempt for viewers. There is rampant illogic, chancey boys and morally deletrious actions. This was proper rough. Two things are clear: Adam Driver is a great actor and Leia was the worst mother ever.


Best Lines:

“Sky trash.”


“Bad place from an old war.”


“Served you in the old wars.”


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Crimes Of The Mind (2014)

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