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Movie Reviews: Enigma + Deadcon + A Fall From Grace + What A Carve Up! 🦄☣🧊🌨😍😍😍😍😍

Enigma (1983)

Martin Sheen and Sam Neill star in this boring tale of Russians and spies. I'm not sure what this is about. There was a twist.


Best Line:

“What a friendly place this is.”


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Deadcon (2019)

The internet is an intractable fact of life, but not in 1984. People type and talk at each other in this pointless 'horror'. Bad things happen at a digital media con. Peoples future intentions don't count in this woeful mess. This does not service. This was unwatchable and cheap looking.


Best Line:

“Kick out a Snapchat star or something.”


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A Fall From Grace (2020)

This camp failure is from Tyler Perry. It's like a bad 'In Living Color' skit. A public defender laywer defends a woman accused of killing her husband. The client is creepy and this was a complete failure. The client talks in flashback of her useless husband. Adrian Pasdar, Phylicia Rashad, Mehcad Brooks and Cicely Tyson star.


Best Lines:

“We don't need it mishandled or going to trial.”


“Make it fair.”


“The drug dealers we represent make more money than us! And they have no respect for us!


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What A Carve Up! (1962)

Various low rent Brit comedy actors gather at an old dark house for a will reading. The actors shout all their lines. This was daft.

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