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Movie Reviews: HowToTalkToGirlsAt Parties+ The Hustle+ Fall Of The Roman Empire+ Operation Avalance

How To Talk To Girls At Parties (2017)

Crap and shockingly bad.


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The Hustle (2019)

Another unwanted remake. Rebel Wilson pretends to be a bin bag. There are shady people in a shady situation. Wilson plays a low brow con artist named Penny. Anne Hathaway is a high class con artist with a silly accent named Josephine. They join forces sorta and this flopped, which is no suprise as this is not quality driven.


There is a training montage and Dean Norris. Penny pretends to be a madwoman in the attic in an ongoing con to steal engagement rings. Josephine is horrid. They target a 'mark' who looks about 12 and the funny 1st half is brought down by the talentless charisma void 'mark'. There are bedroom prowlers and unrelenting squabbles and a horrible smug twink. The twink sends the film into a free fall.


Best Lines:

“Fake tit job bitch!”


“I don't speak foreign.”


“How much is that worth?”

“That is a coaster.”


“It's shiny.”


“Private performance of her college gynmnastics rountine.”


“Piss off you moon faced troll!”


“Big titted Russell Crowe!”


“Scare me in parking structures.”


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The Fall Of The Roman Empire (1964)

Irrelevant.


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Operation Avalance (2016)

NASA, the cold war, conspiracy and paranoia feature. There is mumbling and black and white and colour. The moon landing is faked. This was boring.

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