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Movie Review: The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018) 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

There is bad VFX, dinosaurs, a drag queen, time travel and none of the characters 'accomplishments' seem original. There is bad acting, men feel entitled to be listened to, seemingly random events happen, Dee Snider makes a cameo and this was rightly derided. There is no hope for this. Actors do not convey belief. There are more cameos, including one by Tori Spelling. This was not unbearably tense. Time is reset, a dead actor shows up via clips and this was so bad. Did I see Gary Busey in this?

Best Lines:

“Pretty much just the kite.”

“Planet of the Aprils.”

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